I’m in the “Can Do” mode #ASMSG #Poetry #Lifelessons

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I’m in the “Can Do” mode

by Penelope Jones

 

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I’m a fixer of other people’s trouble

It helps me stay in my perfect bubble

 

Pretending nothing’s wrong with my life

I have absolutely no strife

 

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BULLSHIT!

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Fine, you’re right

I don’t wanna fight

 

So, what if yesterday sucked

That’s an attitude I’ve already shucked

 

Seriously, if I dwell on the bad

I’ll forever remain mad

Or sad

 

Never being glad.

Hell, maybe one day I’ll even forgive my dad

 

Who knows what the future holds

All I know is I’m daring to be bold

 

So let’s take the fork in the road

Hurry, while I’m in the “Can Do” mode

 

You show me how it’s done

Come on,  let’s have some fun!

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Come make sparks w/ me! #ASMSG #Spank #Menage #Erotica

Sparks are flying my lovelies… 

The Babysitter Extraordinaire volume 2 is just fractions from being finished for next week’s 4th of July release.  I’m so excited; I didn’t want you to forget, so here’s a reminder… 

I’m hoping you’ll remember now. *winks*  The Babysitter Extraordinaire volume 1 is on Amazon now, and soon volume 2 will be joining her for only .99cents!

I hope you have wild weekend plans! Drop me a note below and share your dirty secrets; if you dare! 🙂

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

So many winners of #SpankeeDoodle, so little time! #ASMSG #Erotica

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Good morning my lovelies! 

So… I hope you haven’t been waiting on pins and needles for the winners of #SpankeeDoodle… (OK… maybe a little, if you like that sorta thing!) hehe

The winner of my individual contest…

Natasha Knight; A fellow erotica writer, who thankfully isn’t making me ship to the Netherlands! And graciously accepted an #ebook of Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath ! She says she can’t wait to see if she can make my poetry into rap; her kids tell her she’s pretty good! 🙂

And if you want to know who won the other individual prizes… please check out all the other Spankee Doodle Dandy  Participants here:

PARTICIPATING AUTHORS
Anastasia Vitsky
Celeste Jones
Constance Masters
Joseph McNamara
Kate Richards
Kathryn Blake
Maren Smith
Penelope Jones
Renee Rose
Starla Kaye
Sue Lyndon

And introducing our first-ever guest participant:
Joey Gallo

And go here for the Grand Prizes…

Anastasia’s Blog where the magic happens! 🙂

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Help me decide, Please!!! The Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 2 #ASMSG #Erotica #poetrywednesday

Good morning my lovelies! 

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The poem I wrote for Ana’s Monday Morning Fika inspired me to write another Similar to it…

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Excuse me, Mr. Houston…

by Penelope Jones

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Excuse me, Mr. Houston…

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You need me to be your… what?

Babysitter?

Are you sure your wife won’t be bitter?

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Yes, I can be there by Seven

Just being that close to you will be heaven

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If only I could tell him that

Instead, on my fingers I spat

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Inside and out they plunged so deep

My body collapsed into a breathless heap

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Mr. Houston caught me masturbating

Now, we were fornicating

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Including his wife

What a life…

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That’s right, I service him,

And so does she

Everyone’s happy, that’s the key

Why don’t you come and see?

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The Babysitter Extraordinaire

Come read me— if you dare!

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Plus… You must get caught up a Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 1! Only .99cents

A new BSE Volume 2 is coming July 4th!

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So… here’s where you come in! I want you to help me decide!

I like all three, and they all are very similar with just slight changes here and there.

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It was suggested the first one by itself was not very BDSM…

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I agree… It says threesome, it says sexy, and it says fun, but it doesn’t really say spankings and time me up! So… I created the next one…

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I was ready to say I love it and move on, and no voting would have occurred, but this morning I had a creative moment, and tried this one… 

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And now, I love both 2 and 3!

So… while I wanted you to see them all, really only 2 and 3 are in the running.  So please leave your comments below and let me know what you’re thinking! 

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Lovers you long time!

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 2 is coming! #ASMSG #Erotica #Threesomes

Have you read “The Babysitter Extraordinaire” Volume 1?  

How many of you can’t wait for Volume 2?

Two steamy stories in one short story book!

The Babysitter Extraordinaire: Volume 2 

It’ll be a 4th of July Special just for you my lovelies. “The Babysitter Extraordinaire” volume 2 available exclusively through Amazon, July 4th WORLD WIDE for only .99cents!

“The Babysitter Extraordinaire” Volume 1  is available now!

***Remember Prime #Amazon members can borrow it for #free! 🙂

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!