I’m in the “Can Do” mode #ASMSG #Poetry #Lifelessons

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I’m in the “Can Do” mode

by Penelope Jones

 

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I’m a fixer of other people’s trouble

It helps me stay in my perfect bubble

 

Pretending nothing’s wrong with my life

I have absolutely no strife

 

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BULLSHIT!

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Fine, you’re right

I don’t wanna fight

 

So, what if yesterday sucked

That’s an attitude I’ve already shucked

 

Seriously, if I dwell on the bad

I’ll forever remain mad

Or sad

 

Never being glad.

Hell, maybe one day I’ll even forgive my dad

 

Who knows what the future holds

All I know is I’m daring to be bold

 

So let’s take the fork in the road

Hurry, while I’m in the “Can Do” mode

 

You show me how it’s done

Come on,  let’s have some fun!

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Come make sparks w/ me! #ASMSG #Spank #Menage #Erotica

Sparks are flying my lovelies… 

The Babysitter Extraordinaire volume 2 is just fractions from being finished for next week’s 4th of July release.  I’m so excited; I didn’t want you to forget, so here’s a reminder… 

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I’m hoping you’ll remember now. *winks*  The Babysitter Extraordinaire volume 1 is on Amazon now, and soon volume 2 will be joining her for only .99cents!

I hope you have wild weekend plans! Drop me a note below and share your dirty secrets; if you dare! 🙂

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

So many winners of #SpankeeDoodle, so little time! #ASMSG #Erotica

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Good morning my lovelies! 

So… I hope you haven’t been waiting on pins and needles for the winners of #SpankeeDoodle… (OK… maybe a little, if you like that sorta thing!) hehe

The winner of my individual contest…

Natasha Knight; A fellow erotica writer, who thankfully isn’t making me ship to the Netherlands! And graciously accepted an #ebook of Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath ! She says she can’t wait to see if she can make my poetry into rap; her kids tell her she’s pretty good! 🙂

And if you want to know who won the other individual prizes… please check out all the other Spankee Doodle Dandy  Participants here:

PARTICIPATING AUTHORS
Anastasia Vitsky
Celeste Jones
Constance Masters
Joseph McNamara
Kate Richards
Kathryn Blake
Maren Smith
Penelope Jones
Renee Rose
Starla Kaye
Sue Lyndon

And introducing our first-ever guest participant:
Joey Gallo

And go here for the Grand Prizes…

Anastasia’s Blog where the magic happens! 🙂

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Help me decide, Please!!! The Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 2 #ASMSG #Erotica #poetrywednesday

Good morning my lovelies! 

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The poem I wrote for Ana’s Monday Morning Fika inspired me to write another Similar to it…

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Excuse me, Mr. Houston…

by Penelope Jones

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Excuse me, Mr. Houston…

You need me to be your… what?

Babysitter?

Are you sure your wife won’t be bitter?

Yes, I can be there by Seven

Just being that close to you will be heaven

If only I could tell him that

Instead, on my fingers I spat

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Inside and out they plunged so deep

My body collapsed into a breathless heap

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Mr. Houston caught me masturbating

Now, we were fornicating

Including his wife

What a life…

That’s right, I service him,

And so does she

Everyone’s happy, that’s the key

Why don’t you come and see?

The Babysitter Extraordinaire

Come read me— if you dare!

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Plus… You must get caught up a Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 1! Only .99cents

A new BSE Volume 2 is coming July 4th!

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So… here’s where you come in! I want you to help me decide!

I like all three, and they all are very similar with just slight changes here and there.

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It was suggested the first one by itself was not very BDSM

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BSE Volume 2

 

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I agree… It says threesome, it says sexy, and it says fun, but it doesn’t really say spankings and time me up! So… I created the next one…

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BSE Maybe Volume 2

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I was ready to say I love it and move on, and no voting would have occurred, but this morning I had a creative moment, and tried this one… 

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And now, I love both 2 and 3!

So… while I wanted you to see them all, really only 2 and 3 are in the running.  So please leave your comments below and let me know what you’re thinking! 

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Lovers you long time!

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 2 is coming! #ASMSG #Erotica #Threesomes

Have you read “The Babysitter Extraordinaire” Volume 1?  

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How many of you can’t wait for Volume 2?

Two steamy stories in one short story book!

The Babysitter Extraordinaire: Volume 2 

It’ll be a 4th of July Special just for you my lovelies. “The Babysitter Extraordinaire” volume 2 available exclusively through Amazon, July 4th WORLD WIDE for only .99cents!

“The Babysitter Extraordinaire” Volume 1  is available now!

***Remember Prime #Amazon members can borrow it for #free! 🙂

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Cover Reveal: Savor Me by Kailen Gow #ASMSG #MasterChef @Literati_Lit

Title: Savor Me

Author:  Kailin Gow

Genre: Erotica/Adult Contemporary

Published: 6/25/2013

Event organized by: Literati Author Services

Purchase Link: Savor Me on Amazon 

 

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Book Description:

 

Taryn Cummings could not believe she was accepted into the prestigious International Institute of Culinary Arts culinary institute she dreamed of studying at in beautiful Paris, France. It was a far cry from her unglamorous life back home in New York where she helped her mother run their small family-owned restaurant called Sam’s. The International Institute of Culinary Arts churned out the top chefs in the world, including the wildly sexy and eccentric Master Chef Errol King, whose celebrity personality was larger than life.

She wanted excitement in a city of romance and thrills, but arrived to find her apartment barely livable and herself in need of a suitable place to stay. A chance meeting at the Institute brings her face-to-face with her new roommate…the devilishly charming Errol King, who would be guest teaching her class this term.

The attraction is as hot as the fire they cook with, and while Errol King, the notorious bad boy chef with an attitude, can get anyone he wanted into his bed, he wanted this woman more than anything. Something about her sweet innocence and sad eyes reach into his harden heart, but is it enough for him to forget his past?

Savor Me is Book 2 of the steamy erotic Master Chefs Series continues culinary student Taryn Cummings’ and Master Chef Errol King’s forbidden relationship that challenges and shakes both to the edge of all they’ve known. Could love exist after pain?
Savor Me is for 18+ due to mature subject and sexuality.

Savor Me contains mature subject matters and sexuality. For adults age 18 and up.

 

 

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Check out the Book Trailer by Becca Manual:

 

 

About the Author: 

 

 

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Kailin Gow uses her author platform to bring awareness to issues affecting young adult and women. She has appeared on national radio as a regular guest on topics such as body image, self-esteem, dating and sexual relationships, bullying, and more; often brought up in her fiction books for young adults and women.

She is a graduate of the Annenberg School for Communications Masters in Management program in journalism, marketing and publishing at the University of Southern California.

 

You can find her here:

 

Facebookhttp://www.facebook.com/KailinGowBooks

Her websitehttp://kailingow.com/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kailingow

Website and Bloghttp://authorkailingow.blogspot.com/p/blog-page_9682.html

 

 

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

It’s here… it’s here! #SpankeeDoodle your way to my blog and see! #ASMSG #SatSpanks #poetry

Welcome to Spankee Doodle Dandy!

 

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For those in the northern hemisphere, summer is here! What better way to celebrate summer vacations than to give (or receive) a sizzling hot spanking? After the rousing success of Love Spanks and Spank or Treat, Anastasia Vitsky and her team of spanking fiction authors have returned to bring you a collective Spankee Doodle Dandy story extravaganza.  It’s love and kisses for adults, and we do mean adults!

Even better, participation could earn you a GRAND PRIZE!

Many authors will also be offering a contest on their individual blogs.  Your comment on their blogs automatically enters you in both the main contest and the individual contests!

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What’s the catch?  Absolutely nothing!  We love writing for you and want to thank you for your readership.  Perhaps someone might get a spanking or two, but that’s a reward rather than a catch, right?

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Here are the rules:

  1. Visit each blog between the Thursday, June 20th and Sunday, June 23rd to read the posted stories and excerpts.
  2. Leave a comment answering the story question  on each blog.  You will receive one entry per blog for the grand prize drawing.  You will also be automatically entered in that author’s individual contest, if he or she has one.
  3. If you have visited all of the blogs, visit Ana’s blog to sign up for FIVE bonus entries to the grand prize.
    Deadline is midnight EST (UTC -5) on June 23rd!!
  4. If you successfully completed the Love Spanks or Spank or Treat challenge and visited all of the blogs for either challenge, you may add “VIP” to your comments.  You will earn THREE bonus entries toward the grand prize.  (Yes, we will be doing this again.  Yes, if you successfully complete the Spankee Doodle Dandy challenge you can become a VIP for our next activity!)
  5. Visit any of the participating blogs on Thursday, June 27th to find out the lucky winners.  Will it be you?

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Like these events? Want to support your friendly spanking fiction authors? Become a Spankee Doodle Ambassador! In exchange for promoting this event, you will receive one extra prize entry, AND you are still eligible to participate and win prizes! To find out the details, send an email to ana_stasia2007 at yahoo dot com, with the subject line “Spankee Doodle Ambassador”.

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Here’s a new poem I wrote especially for Spankee Doodle Dandy

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To Love me

by Penelope Jones

 

It’s the 4th of July

and tensions were high;

I lied.

You said, “I love you”

I told you, “I do not.”

I didn’t mean to, you see,

that’s really not me

But I was scared

No one’s ever cared…

No one’s ever dared…

To love me.

“Why am I spanking you today?” You asked.

I giggled- my real emotions masked.

“Because I lied…” I was coy.

You yanked my hair with great joy.

“You lied about us.”

“You couldn’t trust”

“Now, it’s your bottom I must bust”

“Just…” I lingered.

You delivered a zinger

Right to my ass

In turn, I gasped

You spanked me over and over again

you were washing away my sins

“Sir please… I’m sorry I lied”

“Please let me explain” I cried.

“You may speak, but remember this…”

“I’m doing this because I care, because I dare

to love you.”

 

 

That was my cue

“Sir, I know you do. That’s the issue”

You handed me a tissue.

“I’m broken, my love turned to hate.”

“I’m sorry but being loved isn’t my fate.”

“I’m sorry I lied… I do love you; it’s true.”

“…but I still don’t know what to do.”

I breathed.

“I want to stand up and run in the opposite direction”

“I’m completely terrified of your affection.”

“Stop! Just stop right there.” You said.

leaning down you kissed my forehead.

“I love you. Let me in.

Let me be your Zen.”

“I love you too…

I really do.”

The punishment was finished

another wall diminished

Today called for a celebration

across the nation

Fireworks galore

He made me his whore

And the moral of the story— Love can be painful, but it’s worth it

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Thank you for playing along!

Now, in edition to the prizes listed above, I’m giving away a signed copy of Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath!  In order to win …  leave a comment below with your email address, and by a random draw, I’ll announce a winner Thursday June 27th! 🙂

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Thanks for stopping by! For more information about Spankee Doodle Dandyplease go here. Also, visit the participating authors below to read more spanking stories and excerpts, and for more chances to win some fabulous prizes!

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PARTICIPATING AUTHORS
Anastasia Vitsky
Celeste Jones
Constance Masters
Joseph McNamara
Kate Richards
Kathryn Blake
Maren Smith
Penelope Jones
Renee Rose
Starla Kaye
Sue Lyndon

And introducing our first-ever guest participant:
Joey Gallo

Our Spankee Doodle Ambassadors are…
Adaline Raine
Ami StarsongCasey McKay
Corinne Alexander
Danita Minnis
Erzabet Bishop
Gemini
Katherine Deane
La Crimson Femme
Lily Lobster
Marcia Bookswagger
Mary Sue Wehr
Minelle Labraun
Natasha Knight
Paloma Beck
Patty Devlin
Penelope Hasler
Rollin Hand
Sunny Girl
Tara Finnegan
Thianna D

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