P.S. I’m Jill #ASMSG #Poetry

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P.S. I’m Jill

by Penelope Jones

 

I slept last night for the first time in ages
I dreamt of you keeping me locked away in cages

 

You seemed to be a Jack-of-all trades
And knew just how these things were made

 

One for when I’ve been a good little girl
You built it to make me feel safe and secure

 

And one for when I’ve been super naughty
I get the black lock, when I’ve been snotty

 

The black one makes me so sad
But I know you wouldn’t do it
if I hadn’t been bad.

 

I have way more fun behind the shiny-silver lock
that means I will get to feel your cock

 

Inside my mouth or shoved through my slit
I know you’ll use the Hitachi on my clit

 

When it’s all said and done
You will have cum

 

And Jill will cum soon after.
P.S. I’m Jill

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013

It’s About Dang Time #Poetry #poem #ASMSG

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Oh my Jesus and Mary…
I’ve been hit by the luck fairy!

Finally

New adventures around the bend
My life, my heart on the mend

I’m taking a leap,
Not knowing my fate
But I’ll soon be setting a date

A new job
A new home
A room on loan

A new life to live
I’ll give it all I’ve got to give

Fuck it!

I’m scared
The last time I dared…

To hope
I choked

I didn’t do it for me
That’s why my plan failed; you see

This time I’m doing it right
I’m going to fight…

For my dreams
Know what I mean?

From this day on
I’m singing a new song

Everything happens for a reason
And no hell ain’t freezin’ … over

I’m ready for a new start
I’ve done my part

It’s time to spread my wings and soar
Finding me again; finding my core
Behind me, I’ll shut a few doors

But ahead of me more will open
Leaving me hopin’

This isn’t a mistake
For my sanities sake

Damn it!

My point is I’m moving
And it’s of my own choosing

Things just fell into place
At a rather hurried pace

I’ve felt stagnant for years
Suffered many tears

I’m leaving behind amazing peeps
But they understand faith requires leaps

I love you more than you’ll ever know
And thank you for understanding why I must go

You’re the best things that ever happened to me
Because with you, I can just be

It’s off to a wonderful beginning
And let me just say I’m winning!

It’s about dang time!

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013

Game of Life #ASMSG #PoetryWednesday #Poetry

Game of Life  by Penelope Jones 

Hey…

I was thinking,

I’d like to fall in love with you

 

You know…

 

Be with you ’til the end

While our hearts mend

I’ve been your friend

Let’s bend—

The Rules.

 

Let’s do this thing!

 

Pretend the past doesn’t matter

You can be my Mad Hatter

The commoners will scatter

Just see that you don’t splatter…

my heart.

 

And … I’ll do my part

 

You and me

I and you…

who knew?

 

Maybe I can let my walls down,

Giving you a reason not to frown,

and wear my princess crown…

 proudly.

 

Warnings were giving by you to me

I did the same, communication is key

 

Giving you chance after chance to run away

Yet you continue to speak to me each day

what can I say?

 

We’ve shared enough of our issues

That I’ve been through a box of tissues

 

But I don’t care

As long as you’re there.

 

I can’t stop thinking of

your gladness

your sadness

your madness

It’s really none of my business….

But I want it to be

 

So here’s my plea…

 

I was thinking I’d like to fall in love with you.

 

It’d be nice if you felt the same

come play the game

…of life

with me,

 …please?

Penelope Jones— Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2014

Don’t Pollute My Life #Oct #Poetry #ASMSG #Relationships

 

What a tangled web we weave

When we practice to deceive…

 

Words to live by buddy

I found her panties in the study

 

What an idiot you are

I also found her lipstick in my car

 

What you failed to realize

It all could have been a prize

 

If only you had talked to me

Maybe we could still be

 

Opting to lie when the truth’s always better

Gets you a really lovely fuck-off letter

 

One that said…

 

How much you suck

How I don’t wish you luck

How I hope you get fucked…

 

Up the ass…you deserve it!

 

That’s really not true

If you only knew

 

The lies are what sealed your fate

We all three could have went on a date

 

But no, you had to think with your little head

That’s why our relationship’s dead

 

It’s why my heart aches,

Why my body shakes,

And my smiles fake

 

Lies for me are the bitter end

So before you hit send…

 

Give a Hoot!

Don’t Pollute…

 

My life

 

Penelope Jones Copyright 2013

Not Just a Temporary Patch #Poetry #ASMSG #Relationships

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Perfect, sparkling blue eyes
He was a nice surprise

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A game of pool
Nearly made me drool

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And 3 beers in,
And, I would’ve fucked him

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Again and Again and Again

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Yet, He stopped me in my tracks
Morals wasn’t something he lacked

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Huh?!?

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Was this guy for real?
Didn’t he know the deal?

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I was an easy lay
But he had to pay

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That’s right my goodies weren’t free,
but…
Cash wasn’t the key

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From love and devotion,
To crossing an ocean

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Proving to me he was worthy of my gift
Everything he did gave my heart a lift

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He showed me what a good man was like
And I didn’t tell him to go fly a kite

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In fact…

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I invited him into my life
And he didn’t add any strife

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Life was an adventure which twisted and turned
And my body yearned…

for him

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Owned, there was no doubt
He spanked me when I’d pout

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We loved through thick and thin
Together we made up new sins

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But, I’m only day dreaming
And perhaps doing a little scheming

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Yet…

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It would be a perfect match
And not just a temporary patch

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Me and Him…
Maybe I’ll meet him at the gym?

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Exercise does a body good…
Pass it on!

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013

O When Does My Shit Come Together? #Poetry #LifeLessons #PoetrtWednesday

One of my writer friends, whom I adore like no other, gave me the title for this poem. She’s handy like that… she is the go to girl for ideas and book bios! She’s simply magnificent! PJ Perryman,  you are the sparkle in my knickers! 

 

 

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O’ When Does My Shit Come Together?

by Penelope Jones

 

 

 O as a child we think when I get older…

I’ll be president, an astronaut, a doctor, or maybe a writer?

 

When we get older we’ll change the world,

cure cancer, and create new adventures.

 

Does that mean I’ve arrived and failed?

 

My life isn’t a bowl of cherries,

it isn’t a walk in the park,

nor can I say… I’m finished.

 

Shit! My dreams are not complete,

my adventures not fulfilled,

nor have I found world peace!

 

Come along for the ride;

I’m ready to complete my mission

 

Together, I think we can finish what I started

and maybe you can answer the age-old question…

 

O’ when does my shit come together? 

 

 

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013