Help me decide, Please!!! The Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 2 #ASMSG #Erotica #poetrywednesday

Good morning my lovelies! 

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The poem I wrote for Ana’s Monday Morning Fika inspired me to write another Similar to it…

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Excuse me, Mr. Houston…

by Penelope Jones

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Excuse me, Mr. Houston…

You need me to be your… what?

Babysitter?

Are you sure your wife won’t be bitter?

Yes, I can be there by Seven

Just being that close to you will be heaven

If only I could tell him that

Instead, on my fingers I spat

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Inside and out they plunged so deep

My body collapsed into a breathless heap

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Mr. Houston caught me masturbating

Now, we were fornicating

Including his wife

What a life…

That’s right, I service him,

And so does she

Everyone’s happy, that’s the key

Why don’t you come and see?

The Babysitter Extraordinaire

Come read me— if you dare!

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Plus… You must get caught up a Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 1! Only .99cents

A new BSE Volume 2 is coming July 4th!

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So… here’s where you come in! I want you to help me decide!

I like all three, and they all are very similar with just slight changes here and there.

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It was suggested the first one by itself was not very BDSM

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BSE Volume 2

 

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I agree… It says threesome, it says sexy, and it says fun, but it doesn’t really say spankings and time me up! So… I created the next one…

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BSE Maybe Volume 2

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I was ready to say I love it and move on, and no voting would have occurred, but this morning I had a creative moment, and tried this one… 

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And now, I love both 2 and 3!

So… while I wanted you to see them all, really only 2 and 3 are in the running.  So please leave your comments below and let me know what you’re thinking! 

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Lovers you long time!

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 2 is coming! #ASMSG #Erotica #Threesomes

Have you read “The Babysitter Extraordinaire” Volume 1?  

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How many of you can’t wait for Volume 2?

Two steamy stories in one short story book!

The Babysitter Extraordinaire: Volume 2 

It’ll be a 4th of July Special just for you my lovelies. “The Babysitter Extraordinaire” volume 2 available exclusively through Amazon, July 4th WORLD WIDE for only .99cents!

“The Babysitter Extraordinaire” Volume 1  is available now!

***Remember Prime #Amazon members can borrow it for #free! 🙂

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Excerpt “The Beautiful Catastrophe” #ASMSG #Erotica

Hello my lovelies …

 

Many of you took advantage of my 3 day FREE gift of  “The Babysitter Extraordinaire” last week, and I’m so glad that you did.  I’m hoping many of you read it, and saw my surprise in the back with the 1st ch. of my novel; The Beautiful Catastrophe.  Also the lovely extended blurb I hope lured you in!

 

Here’s a little sneak peek… 

 

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The Beautiful Catastrophe Ch. 8 – London, France, my underpants…

 

“I did not mean that the way it came out.  I mean— umm—” Each word stammered over in turn, and I was getting hotter by the moment, and was I sweating?

His hand clamped down on the phone, and his other hand peeled my fingers away. “Oh no, you don’t. Just when you start talking, you want to cover it up with fancy words, the bathroom, or a phone call.  Not this time, Catastrophe.”

He said my name!

He was so close; I could feel his hot breath on my cheek. “In my work field I expect people like their jobs, and therefore they wish to keep them by doing what I say.” He lured me in with just the in-tone of his voice. “In my personal life; I expect people who make a choice to spend time with me; do so under the understanding of who I am.” Mr. E’s lips lightly brushed over my cheek, and my entire body seemed to be ablaze.  My head was spinning, and I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to answer, or just sit there and let him breathe all over me?

 “I like spending time with you.” I whispered in response.

 “I know.”

My eyes again went wide, but before I could even think of being upset, his lips were on mine, and his arms were around me, and I couldn’t be mad. 

Not now.

His lips were so soft, and mine seemed to glide with ease and our tongues tangle and dance all aflame.  My fingers clawed at his chest, his hands teased and explored their way up my back, and coiled into my hair.  I gasped as he tugged my head back, my neck exposed to his lips that devoured every tender piece of flesh he could.

“You have to stop this— I can’t play make-out in an airplane and a limo in the same day.  Please… I am a lady!” I barely got it all out; he continued assaulting my lips, and I struggled to resist his natural masculine charms.

“Please. Don’t make me beg.” I breathed out.

He stopped suddenly; his eyes were locked on mine. “I think I want to hear you beg…” 

 

Life

 

 

In case you missed it… you can see the sneak peek here for only .99¢

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

 

Buy Links for The Babysitter Extraordinaire:

US  UK

My gift to you! May 26-28th Fr** #Erotica on #Amazon #ASMSG

Hello my lovelies!!! 

 

I’ve been sitting on this news since Monday, and bursting at the seams to share!

Today through Tuesday at midnight (May 26th-28th, 2013) on #Amazon “The Babysitter ExtraordinaireVolume 1 is free!

Yes…you read that right– Free! Free! Free! 

Want to see the cover?

 

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Piper Mitchell lands the internship of a lifetime, and it turns out her boss, Mr. Houston, just happens to be the sexiest beast she has ever laid eyes on. So, while she should be concentrating on being the best employee; she’s busy fantasizing about what Chad would look like naked!

But, there’s a catch, there’s always a catch… Mr. Houston is married and off limits! As luck would have it, tonight he needs a babysitter, and Piper is his last hope– Will she be “The Babysitter Extraordinaire“?

Contains: Boss/Intern/Babysitter fantasy, anal, BDSM, masturbation and is intended for mature audiences. 

It’s Free… what are you waiting on?

OK… Fine— This should get your download finger twitching!

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Sneak Peek at my novel projected to be released in the fall! “The Beautiful Catastrophe

Catastrophe Grace Sullivan Morgan was born from a catastrophic event, but even that couldn’t stop her. She’s a strong-willed, determined, and professional woman who was raised by her widowed father since the age of nine. Oscar Morgan taught her nothing was handed to her, hard, honest work was how she got ahead, and life was tough on the streets of Las Vegas. But he also made sure to keep their southern heritage and values at the forefront of her mind growing up. It was a struggle for them both making sure Strophe wasn’t drowning in grease, grime, and cars. He succeeded for the most part; the only thing she feared was commitment.

 

Slade  E. Masters was born into money, but that didn’t save him from suffering tragedy and loss. Both his parents were killed in a horrific plane crash at age eleven and his grandparents did what they thought was best— from afar. From boarding school, prep school, college to now; there have been only two constants in Slade’s life; Mr. and Mrs. Stevens, his maid and butler. No wonder he couldn’t seem to make real connections with people.

 

Mr. Masters was conducting business as usual the morning Ms. Sullivan nearly accosted him. Catastrophe represented Morgan Inc., limo service to the rich and famous. She would be driving around the recently named NYC’s  “Richest most eligible bachelor”. From the moment Strophe laid eyes on Mr. E, engines ignited and things began to change.

 

Let the fun begin!

 

Would Slade’s dominating ways appeal or repulse Strophe? Could she be Mr. E’s sex slave? Would Catastrophe be her own worst enemy? Could the same tragedy strike twice? Is love enough to see them through?

 

Find out the answers to these questions and more in The Beautiful Catastrophe

 

 

 

Ch. 1 is in the Free short story on Amazon, The Babysitter Extraordinaire!

I know no one is reading this anymore because you’ve left to go and get your free copy before time runs out, but if you are… please leave a lovely review if you feel inclined after reading! I’d love to hear from you! 🙂

 

Penelope Jones- spanking it since 1996! 

 

It’s free everywhere Amazon is available until May 28th,  but for easy access- here are the US and UK links!

http://bit.ly/BE-PJ       (US link)

http://bit.ly/BE-UK     (UK link)