The Problem #Poetry #ASMSG

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I haven’t even begun, and the rumors are flying
Fuck you!
My soul was dying… inside

I was crying,
And now people are trying

To ruin what never even really started,
The dearly departed?

I’m a person with thoughts and feelings…
It’s time for me to start healing!

I keep to myself
I deal with the hand that life has dealt

I don’t need added drama;
Save it for your momma
Or your Llama.

Seriously, haters beware
Bad Penny’s about had it up to there!

I’m the nicest person ever
Yes, I will endeavor!

You can’t stop what’s meant to be
That’s not how life works, you see!

Destiny has started my journey…

I’m destine for a new start,
To mend my fucked heart,
And to be smart!

P.S. I know it’s my fabulousness that made you talk crap,
Well check out the map!

I’m winning!

Haters gonna hate
And I’m going to alleviate…

The Problem!

Penelope Jones copyright 2013

Psst… I’m not a quitter #ASMSG #Poetry #Poem #Moanday

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It’s morning and of course I’m thinking of you

I’m always thinking of you

Your wants, your desires fill my bed

Your needs, your worries roll around in my head

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I want to take it all away

Tell you it’ll be OK…

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But you’ll have none of that

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You have been hurt and wronged

For love you have longed

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You refuse to be vulnerable again

So you hide away in your den

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You have a tongue as sharp as a sword

You use it against others when you’re bored

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If I care too much

I’m fucked

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So what!

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You can’t chase me away

I always find a way

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I know you’re trying

But I’m not buying

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Psst… I’m not a quitter, thought you should know.

Penelope Jones copyright 2013

NEW Release! Bride for Lord Esher by PJ Perryman #ASMSG #Erotica @Pattisparkles

Good morning my lovelies…

 

I have a treat… My girl PJ Perryman has a new release! And she’s doing a small guest spot here!

 

Take it away PJ!

 

A Bride for Lord Esher

 

A Bride for Lord Esher

 

 

The plot

During a drinking bout with a bridal party, Lord Robert Esher makes a foolish bet to marry the inn-keepers daughter. His companion, a mischievous friend from his childhood, ensures the bargain is kept.

When Esher rises the next morning, he finds he is married to Chastity, a comely wench, her virtue sold for a few guineas by her father. Despite asking the church and King George for an annulment, Esher can’t undo what has been done before God.

But his ever jealous friends are insulted by the association with such a low-born woman. In an act of spite, one woman plants a brooch in Chastity’s chamber, hoping to ruin her reputation. When Chastity is accused of stealing, Esher puts her aside, so she flees to Hastings to start a new life. But chance is unkind, and her new place is discovered by another enemy, who would steal her virtue and disgrace her forever.

Regretting his decision to abandon her, Esher rushes to find Chastity and make amends. But his change of heart may have come too late to save her from total ruin.

A Bride for Lord Esher is a dark historical romance complete at 37,000-words.

 

Click Here for a video Trailer ~ A BRIDE FOR LORD ESHER ~

I hope you all enjoy this one. It’s a historical romance full of color and intrigue. I love my villains as much as my heroes, and hope you will too.

As always, reviews welcome! Click here to go directly to the publishers site and be the first to buy!

Sparkly – aka P J Perryman

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

It’s not about you #poetry #poem #TheAftermath #ASMSG

Morning my lovelies!

Sharing another little #poem  from “Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath” …

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It’s not about you

by Penelope Jones

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You made all these promises…

 

“I’ll take you to the moon and back!”

“I’ll make up for the childhood you lacked”

 

“I’ll protect you from it all”

“Just be my fuck-doll”

 

That’s what you said

Now…

My heart feels dead

 

The bad outweighed the good

I knew where you stood

 

I tried to hold on

But now that you’re gone?

 

I’m the happiest I can be

Because I get to be me

 

I can stop apologizing for not being wrong

I get to listen to my favorite songs

 

I no longer dance to make you happy

I can go back to being down right sappy

 

I missed me… the nice and fun girl

The uncultured pearl

I’m getting back to the me I loved!

 

The me

 

You kicked out of your den

Well now, I’m on the mend

 

Wish I could say the same for you…

 

 

You have no idea how socially inept you are

Why you’ll never shine like a star

 

Being nice

Comes with a price… you’ll never be willing to pay

 

Here’s a clue:

Sometimes it’s not about you— narcissistic bastard.

 

Penelope Jones Copyright 2013

 

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Book Review: Object of His Desire by @PollyJAdams #ASMSG #Erotica

Good morning my lovelies! 

I told you I’d  post the review of Polly’s new release very soon; well, I’m happy to announce,  today is the day! 

 

 

Object of his desire PollyJAdams

 

 

Romance, Intrigue, and Murder!

 

Love, mystery, and there was a killer on the loose! What more could you want out of a good erotica romance thriller, right?

Well this book has even more than that to offer. Object of His Desire is about so many different characters it’s hard to just name the two key players, so bear with me, please.

Trudy is on Willem Bentinck-Stanley radar the moment she walks into the church for the ceremony of her Brother Ethan’s wedding to Will’s sister, Eleanor. What does that make them? sister and brother/brother-in-laws? Anywho… She’s pretty keen on him also, until her Ex- Charlie strolled into the same wedding.

That night led to many conversations regarding… “There is no us, Charlie.” and “You can’t just woo me with flowers, Will” Oh, and “Make love to me, Now” while tied up! And finally, “I have no idea what his family is involved in Julie, but a girl is dead!” … Yep, her brother’s wedding kicks it all off, You’ll never believe who did it!

Read the book! It’s good! Really, really good!

#Naughtyville Approved

 
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Karma’s a Bitch #poetrywednesday #ASMSG

Karma is a bitch I never want the pleasure of meeting again. 

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Kill’em with kindness has always worked for me. 😦

 

If you can believe it; I’ve made an enemy. Not because of anything I’ve truly done.  Nope… I’m hated because I’m popular.

(This is totally off subject, but every time I say, think, or type Popular I think of Wicked the Musical … I love that song! OK…back to the regularly scheduled programming heh)

This person hates me! Really?  I’m like the nicest person, and I would do anything (with in reason)  for you if asked; which is why people like me. It’s also why this person loathes me; it’s to the point this person wishes bodily harm to come to me.  I’m not innocent; when I was goaded, I reacted, but I don’t wish bad things for this person.  In fact, I don’t hate them at all.

I believe you get back ten fold what you put into the universe, so to this person: I only wish them the best and hope life brings them the greatest joys.

 

Because … 

 

Karma’s a Bitch 

by Penelope Jones 

 

My heart remains safe in this cage

If I let it out, you have to promise

Not to engage

 

In asshole behaviors

I’m not asking you to be

One of my saviors

 

I can take care of me

But yet I plea

 

Take heed of my words regarding my heart

This is our brand new start

 

Our chance to prove that love can be real

It doesn’t have to be a bitter pill

 

Maybe the way we love isn’t like others

We don’t hide behind the covers

 

Our views on sex are out for all to see

We don’t spend much time sipping tea

 

You had me pegged from the beginning

I wanted to spend my days with you sinning

 

Every hole stuffed to the core

I continue begging for more

 

I’m willing to do all this and more

 

But…

 

You must promise one thing…

 

Don’t break my heart

It wouldn’t be smart

 

Karma’s a bitch, man

(This poem is from Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath)

 

P.S. Happiness is my calm, and I found you again last night! Loved you… missed you. Kisses! Welcome back into my life… Happiness! 

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!