Free to a good home #poetry from Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath #Poetrywednesday

regret it

 

I remember the times we used to share

You used to care

You used to dare

 

…to love me

 

Loved you thru thick and thin

Catered to your Sin

Now there’s no mend

 

I needed you more and more

You created me, your whore

Then you showed me the door

 

There was no conversation

No alleviation

Of the situation

 

No goodbye, no reason

I guess it was the Season

 

One broken heart for sale

No, it can’t be sent by email

 

Slightly used

Definitely abused

 

Damaged goods called for the price to be slashed

It’s only slightly mashed

 

Oh hell—

 

Free to a good home

 

Buy links for Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath 

US  Print

 UK 

My gift to you! May 26-28th Fr** #Erotica on #Amazon #ASMSG

Hello my lovelies!!! 

 

I’ve been sitting on this news since Monday, and bursting at the seams to share!

Today through Tuesday at midnight (May 26th-28th, 2013) on #Amazon “The Babysitter ExtraordinaireVolume 1 is free!

Yes…you read that right– Free! Free! Free! 

Want to see the cover?

 

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Piper Mitchell lands the internship of a lifetime, and it turns out her boss, Mr. Houston, just happens to be the sexiest beast she has ever laid eyes on. So, while she should be concentrating on being the best employee; she’s busy fantasizing about what Chad would look like naked!

But, there’s a catch, there’s always a catch… Mr. Houston is married and off limits! As luck would have it, tonight he needs a babysitter, and Piper is his last hope– Will she be “The Babysitter Extraordinaire“?

Contains: Boss/Intern/Babysitter fantasy, anal, BDSM, masturbation and is intended for mature audiences. 

It’s Free… what are you waiting on?

OK… Fine— This should get your download finger twitching!

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Sneak Peek at my novel projected to be released in the fall! “The Beautiful Catastrophe

Catastrophe Grace Sullivan Morgan was born from a catastrophic event, but even that couldn’t stop her. She’s a strong-willed, determined, and professional woman who was raised by her widowed father since the age of nine. Oscar Morgan taught her nothing was handed to her, hard, honest work was how she got ahead, and life was tough on the streets of Las Vegas. But he also made sure to keep their southern heritage and values at the forefront of her mind growing up. It was a struggle for them both making sure Strophe wasn’t drowning in grease, grime, and cars. He succeeded for the most part; the only thing she feared was commitment.

 

Slade  E. Masters was born into money, but that didn’t save him from suffering tragedy and loss. Both his parents were killed in a horrific plane crash at age eleven and his grandparents did what they thought was best— from afar. From boarding school, prep school, college to now; there have been only two constants in Slade’s life; Mr. and Mrs. Stevens, his maid and butler. No wonder he couldn’t seem to make real connections with people.

 

Mr. Masters was conducting business as usual the morning Ms. Sullivan nearly accosted him. Catastrophe represented Morgan Inc., limo service to the rich and famous. She would be driving around the recently named NYC’s  “Richest most eligible bachelor”. From the moment Strophe laid eyes on Mr. E, engines ignited and things began to change.

 

Let the fun begin!

 

Would Slade’s dominating ways appeal or repulse Strophe? Could she be Mr. E’s sex slave? Would Catastrophe be her own worst enemy? Could the same tragedy strike twice? Is love enough to see them through?

 

Find out the answers to these questions and more in The Beautiful Catastrophe

 

 

 

Ch. 1 is in the Free short story on Amazon, The Babysitter Extraordinaire!

I know no one is reading this anymore because you’ve left to go and get your free copy before time runs out, but if you are… please leave a lovely review if you feel inclined after reading! I’d love to hear from you! 🙂

 

Penelope Jones- spanking it since 1996! 

 

It’s free everywhere Amazon is available until May 28th,  but for easy access- here are the US and UK links!

http://bit.ly/BE-PJ       (US link)

http://bit.ly/BE-UK     (UK link)

 

PRINT IT!!! #ASMSG #Erotica #Poetry

Hello my lovelies… 

 

 

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Me!  I should’ve posted about this days ago, but I’ve been busy dancing, editing, and baking! Not an excuse… so punish me if you must! hehe

 

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Oh… Right…

I’m announcing “Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath” in PRINT!  O-M-G! 

You have no idea how stoked I am… I held the proof book in my hands, and I’m pretty positive I sniffed for a good 10 minutes. It smelled so good. You guys know what I am talking about; that new book smell with crisp new pages, and that smooth sleek cover you can run your hands over.  It’s almost ORGASMIC!   Ok– not almost for me.  And I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a complete book boyfriend nerd and proud of it! 🙂

 

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The cover is all mine, and surprisingly enough my technically challenged self with the help from Genevieve Dewey and Thianna D figured out #Createspace. My first attempt at cover art was a complete success.  However… Had I known the spine would be so thick; I would have added something there.  Hindsight is 20/20, but I’m still very proud, and very much in love with the cover of Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath.

I really hope you guys love the book as much as me, but I preach this over and over; write for you! And I do! 🙂

P.S. Have I told you how much I adore you guys? I do from the bottom of my broken heart…

 

 

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Buy Links for Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath in Print 

(amazon is the only place so far, and it will be available in the UK soon… keep checking your local amazon site, please!)

http://bit.ly/IsAPrint

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013

Want a Signed copy of Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath? #ASMSG #Poetry

Hello my lovelies!

 

 

Who wants a signed print copy of Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath?

  There will be 4 ways to win! 2 lucky winners! 🙂

 

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I want to share my lovely darkness with you! So let’s play Bad Penny Trivia!!!

All entries are to win a copy of Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath in print and signed by Penelope Jones with a personalized message just for you! (Predicted to be mailed 3rd week in May)

 

1st person to tweet/Facebook he/she just bought the Ebook version from Amazon of IS-The Aftermath (copy and past tweet or Facebook entry in comments below)

1st person to tell me what the quote is above the poem My Crazy has Spoken? (Answer in comments!)

1st person to tell me their favorite poem and line from the poem in Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath (Answer in comments)

1st person to tell me Name three of Bad Penny’s fetishes?  (leave answers below in comments)

 

All answers are within the pages of the Ebook!

 

Simple and easy way to win a free signed copy with a personalized message from Bad Penny herself!

I can’t wait to hear your favorite quotes and poems you loved!

 

Good luck and happy searching!!! 

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

 

***Winners must have a shipping address within the United States.  

Come Play Bad Penny Trivia? #ASMSG #Poetry

Hello my lovelies!

It’s Sunday, and I promised giveaways, contests, and trivia. -winks- 

Who wants a signed print copy of Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath?

  There will be 4 ways to win! 4 lucky winners! 🙂 104286547591146314RzQva5yYc Nothing can keep me down… and I want to share my happiness with you! So let’s play Bad Penny Trivia!!!

All entries are to win a copy of Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath in print and signed by Penelope Jones with a personalized message just for you! (Predicted to be mailed 3rd week in May)

1st person to tweet/Facebook he/she just bought the Ebook version from Amazon of IS-The Aftermath (copy and past tweet or facebook entry in comments below)

1st person to tell me what the quote is above the poem My Crazy has Spoken? (Answer in comments!)

1st person to tell me their favorite poem and line from the poem in Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath (Answer in comments) 

1st person to tell me Name three of Bad Penny’s fetishes?  (leave answers below in comments)

All answers are within the pages of the Ebook!

Simple and easy way to win a free signed copy with a personalized message from Bad Penny herself!

I can’t wait to hear your favorite quotes and poems you loved!

Good luck and happy searching!!! 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

***Winners must have a shipping address within the United States.