Book Review: Object of His Desire by @PollyJAdams #ASMSG #Erotica

Good morning my lovelies! 

I told you I’d  post the review of Polly’s new release very soon; well, I’m happy to announce,  today is the day! 

 

 

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Romance, Intrigue, and Murder!

 

Love, mystery, and there was a killer on the loose! What more could you want out of a good erotica romance thriller, right?

Well this book has even more than that to offer. Object of His Desire is about so many different characters it’s hard to just name the two key players, so bear with me, please.

Trudy is on Willem Bentinck-Stanley radar the moment she walks into the church for the ceremony of her Brother Ethan’s wedding to Will’s sister, Eleanor. What does that make them? sister and brother/brother-in-laws? Anywho… She’s pretty keen on him also, until her Ex- Charlie strolled into the same wedding.

That night led to many conversations regarding… “There is no us, Charlie.” and “You can’t just woo me with flowers, Will” Oh, and “Make love to me, Now” while tied up! And finally, “I have no idea what his family is involved in Julie, but a girl is dead!” … Yep, her brother’s wedding kicks it all off, You’ll never believe who did it!

Read the book! It’s good! Really, really good!

#Naughtyville Approved

 
Available now for: (Get it on Kindle this week for the introductory price of only $0.99!) 
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Help me decide, Please!!! The Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 2 #ASMSG #Erotica #poetrywednesday

Good morning my lovelies! 

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The poem I wrote for Ana’s Monday Morning Fika inspired me to write another Similar to it…

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Excuse me, Mr. Houston…

by Penelope Jones

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Excuse me, Mr. Houston…

You need me to be your… what?

Babysitter?

Are you sure your wife won’t be bitter?

Yes, I can be there by Seven

Just being that close to you will be heaven

If only I could tell him that

Instead, on my fingers I spat

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Inside and out they plunged so deep

My body collapsed into a breathless heap

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Mr. Houston caught me masturbating

Now, we were fornicating

Including his wife

What a life…

That’s right, I service him,

And so does she

Everyone’s happy, that’s the key

Why don’t you come and see?

The Babysitter Extraordinaire

Come read me— if you dare!

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Plus… You must get caught up a Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 1! Only .99cents

A new BSE Volume 2 is coming July 4th!

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So… here’s where you come in! I want you to help me decide!

I like all three, and they all are very similar with just slight changes here and there.

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It was suggested the first one by itself was not very BDSM

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BSE Volume 2

 

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I agree… It says threesome, it says sexy, and it says fun, but it doesn’t really say spankings and time me up! So… I created the next one…

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BSE Maybe Volume 2

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I was ready to say I love it and move on, and no voting would have occurred, but this morning I had a creative moment, and tried this one… 

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And now, I love both 2 and 3!

So… while I wanted you to see them all, really only 2 and 3 are in the running.  So please leave your comments below and let me know what you’re thinking! 

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Lovers you long time!

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

First, I Love You Blog Tour w/ LLL June 3-7th @Genevieve Dewey #ASMSG

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Good morning my lovelies Genevieve Dewey’s Blog Tour has taken over my blog… Sit back relax and enjoy the romantic and thrilling ride! 🙂

 

 

Title: First, I Love You

Author:  Genevieve Dewey

Genre: Contemporary Drama with romance subplot

Event organized by: Literati Literature Lovers

Purchase Link: Amazon/ Smashwords

 

First, I Love You

 

If Mario Puzo and Jane Austen crossed the time-space continuum and mated, “First, I Love You” would be their literary baby. Imagine being a detective with a mobster for a father, or a mobster with a straight arrow, good cop for a son. This is a relationship that is tricky on its best day. Add in some well-meaning meddling from a mob princess sister, an arrogant DEA agent, and gangsters running a human trafficking ring and you have a recipe for a book that refuses to follow the rules. Told from the perspective and point of view of each the six main characters this is the first novel in a trilogy about love, loyalty, revenge and redemption.

Omaha Detective Tommy Gates has kept his gangster father at arm’s length his whole life. Mickey Downey has spent the better part of the last two decades trying to find ways to get back the son he lost through Witness Protection. Now Tommy has taken an opportunity to work on a Federal Human Trafficking Joint Task Force in Chicago where his father lives. Tommy’s sister Kiki and his mother Mary see this as an opportunity to build a relationship between the two. Tommy’s new DEA partner James Hoffman sees it as an opportunity to gain leverage over Mickey Downey. Tommy’s other partner, FBI Agent Ginny Sommers wants to keep Tommy’s family as far from the case as possible. When Kiki and James join forces, sparks fly and it sets fire to a maelstrom of unexpected consequences for everyone involved.

One part The Godfather, two parts Emma and a dash of Casablanca mixed together, “First, I Love You” isn’t a detective novel, a gangster novel, a mystery, a romance or a family saga. It’s a little of all of the above.

 

 

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Bad Penny’s thoughts on First, I Love You

 

Show me romance weaved into in-depth multi-layered twists and turns, and I will tell you that you have a hit on your hands.

Seriously, Genevieve Dewey has done it!

What took years and several attempts for the greats of the writing world, she accomplished in her very first book! She has taken a family known as the Downey’s and created rich, unique, some lovable, and some you love-to-hate characters.

I wanted to know what everyone was talking about… and OMG I now know. Godfather meets Romance with family values that are so hard-core, they force life changing decisions.

If you aren’t itching to read it yet, you need to check out Second of All. Between the two books, you can’t resist, and you’ll be salivating while you wait for the 3rd in the Downey Trilogy. I know I am…

#Naughtyville Approved

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Genevieve Dewey is the author of The Downey Trilogy (First, I Love You & Second of All) and the short stories Bird Day Battalion & V-Day Aversion. She is a wife, mother, sister, friend and Anthropologist. She was raised mostly in Nebraska, partly in Arizona. She has a Master’s in Anthropology and worked as an Applied Anthropologist for years (even ran her own research company for a while) before deciding to be a stay at home mom. She loves passionate (rational) debates, reading, and libraries… oh, and Chicago and high-heels and chocolate and target practice and gangster flicks and anything with the FBI in it and run-on sentences. She lives in Nebraska with her three brilliantly diabolical children and one incredibly funny husband.

 

 

Find Gen Here: 

www.GenevieveDewey.com

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/GenevieveDewey

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/GenevieveDewey

Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6441991.Genevieve_Dewey

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Genevieve-Dewey/e/B00936QL2S/

Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/genevievedewey/

 

 

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Follow the First, I Love you Blog  Tour! 

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Be sure to click the Rafflecopter!  10 Sets of First, I Love you and Second of All up for grabs!

 

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My gift to you! May 26-28th Fr** #Erotica on #Amazon #ASMSG

Hello my lovelies!!! 

 

I’ve been sitting on this news since Monday, and bursting at the seams to share!

Today through Tuesday at midnight (May 26th-28th, 2013) on #Amazon “The Babysitter ExtraordinaireVolume 1 is free!

Yes…you read that right– Free! Free! Free! 

Want to see the cover?

 

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Piper Mitchell lands the internship of a lifetime, and it turns out her boss, Mr. Houston, just happens to be the sexiest beast she has ever laid eyes on. So, while she should be concentrating on being the best employee; she’s busy fantasizing about what Chad would look like naked!

But, there’s a catch, there’s always a catch… Mr. Houston is married and off limits! As luck would have it, tonight he needs a babysitter, and Piper is his last hope– Will she be “The Babysitter Extraordinaire“?

Contains: Boss/Intern/Babysitter fantasy, anal, BDSM, masturbation and is intended for mature audiences. 

It’s Free… what are you waiting on?

OK… Fine— This should get your download finger twitching!

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Sneak Peek at my novel projected to be released in the fall! “The Beautiful Catastrophe

Catastrophe Grace Sullivan Morgan was born from a catastrophic event, but even that couldn’t stop her. She’s a strong-willed, determined, and professional woman who was raised by her widowed father since the age of nine. Oscar Morgan taught her nothing was handed to her, hard, honest work was how she got ahead, and life was tough on the streets of Las Vegas. But he also made sure to keep their southern heritage and values at the forefront of her mind growing up. It was a struggle for them both making sure Strophe wasn’t drowning in grease, grime, and cars. He succeeded for the most part; the only thing she feared was commitment.

 

Slade  E. Masters was born into money, but that didn’t save him from suffering tragedy and loss. Both his parents were killed in a horrific plane crash at age eleven and his grandparents did what they thought was best— from afar. From boarding school, prep school, college to now; there have been only two constants in Slade’s life; Mr. and Mrs. Stevens, his maid and butler. No wonder he couldn’t seem to make real connections with people.

 

Mr. Masters was conducting business as usual the morning Ms. Sullivan nearly accosted him. Catastrophe represented Morgan Inc., limo service to the rich and famous. She would be driving around the recently named NYC’s  “Richest most eligible bachelor”. From the moment Strophe laid eyes on Mr. E, engines ignited and things began to change.

 

Let the fun begin!

 

Would Slade’s dominating ways appeal or repulse Strophe? Could she be Mr. E’s sex slave? Would Catastrophe be her own worst enemy? Could the same tragedy strike twice? Is love enough to see them through?

 

Find out the answers to these questions and more in The Beautiful Catastrophe

 

 

 

Ch. 1 is in the Free short story on Amazon, The Babysitter Extraordinaire!

I know no one is reading this anymore because you’ve left to go and get your free copy before time runs out, but if you are… please leave a lovely review if you feel inclined after reading! I’d love to hear from you! 🙂

 

Penelope Jones- spanking it since 1996! 

 

It’s free everywhere Amazon is available until May 28th,  but for easy access- here are the US and UK links!

http://bit.ly/BE-PJ       (US link)

http://bit.ly/BE-UK     (UK link)

 

Did I hear Masturbation? #ASMSG #BDSM

Hello my lovelies!!!

Did you hear? May is Masturbation month!!!

So… Let’s celebrate by sharing some masturbation worthy material! heh

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So Tribal Fire

I’ve finally recovered and unburied myself from work enough to talk about it!  This year was themed the Dirty Dozen, and I had dozens of reasons to get down and dirty!

First let’s talk about my class I taught; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of Erotica and Publishing…

Well I was super frightened it wouldn’t go over so well, since at the last possible moment I found myself having to teach the entire class alone. My co-teacher had unforeseen things come up, and I, according to the class evaluations, pulled it off with flying colors! 🙂

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I talked about the 50 Shades of Grey Factor in the BDSM/Leather Lifestyle and how will it affect or effect us in the future? And of course I talked about social marketing– because being social, fun, and the life of the party: I can do! 🙂

My weekend was filled with meeting new friends, falling back in love with old friends, and reuniting with “family”!  Mason Alexander, Michelle, Whipmaster Bob, Bootpig, Mike, Christie, Paul, Karen Ultra Domme, Boymeat, Kathryn, Kit… and so many more.  This year by far has been my most favored and treasured of all.

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I found organic relationships are the best ones, and you find the perfect connections when you don’t force a square peg into a round hole! I have many “in charge” people in my life, and to steal the phrase from Kathryn… I lead a Charmed Life!

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So after being volunteer coordinator and teacher extraordinaire, I then slipped on my writer hat, and jetted down south to the Writers Conference where I met Desiree Holt! (She bought my book! OMG) Yes I had a total #fangirl meltdown moment! And because my friend Patti Stith is amazing she arranged for me to meet some agents and publishers.  Crossing my fingers and toes! 🙂

 

Oh… I promised masturbation material didn’t I?  OK. OK! heh

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The last day of Tribal Fire I found myself bottoming to the “Thug Play” Class. The main premise is Bad Guy vs. Victim.   While I totally love, love, love kicking, slapping, punching… I’m really a horrible victim for a classroom setting.  I use laughter and humor to process pain, and I also use it to distract the “Bad Guy” from hitting me while I catch my breath, or plan my next counter move.

So while I’m supposed to be frightened and the “victim” … I’m laughing my ass off screaming–  “Help… I’m the victim! Help… I’m the victim” and transitioned right into–  “Oh boots! Please step on my hands, my feet, my pussy.”

Poor Boymeat had twice the “I’m the Victim” fun, since his wife Kathryn and I are very similar creatures when it comes to processing pain, and she was the other demo bottom in the class.  At one point he was kicking her, her head was in my crotch, and she was punching me.  It was one of the hottest demo scenes I’ve ever had… and we decided it’s time for us to play for real next time! 🙂

P.S. I can’t wait for next time!  Here’s some pics of my “jewelry” from the weekend all compliments of Boymeat and Kathryn…

Boobie Bruises:

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Leg bruises:

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Hey… Hope you found my memories masturbation worthy… Or maybe I gave you ideas to go make your own!!! 🙂

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!