Leather is the Life for me #ASMSG #Poetry #LeatherLifestyle #BDSM

Mad Hatter

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I live this life because I must

I feel it’s what is just

A life of honesty and love

A life that fits me like a glove

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I’m a girl through and through

and being in service makes me who?

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Me… just me

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Slave is just a label

of which I’m not sure I’m able

to accept…

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I’m more than just that by definition

I transition…

into partner

friend

relationship mend-er

An advice giver

sometimes, even a rule bender

a positive energy sender

and for those I love, a true defender

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Leather means way more than a piece of clothing or what I wear

it’s how I care,

it’s how I share,

it’s how I dare… to love.

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My life is lived with that of integrity

I’m in it for the longevity

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The camaraderie means the world to me

The family aspect has become the key

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Leather is the life for me.

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Leather is my life

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013

Christmas Eve Special Edition of Little Miss Notoriety’s Advice Column #ASMSG #Holidays #Advice #Christmas

  • Happy Holidays you lovely creatures. I hope you’re having a most scrumptious Christmas Eve. Thank you for joining me for this special edition of my advice column.  Tonight is all about how to survive your family during the Holiday Season… Ready? Get set? Go…

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  • This advice can be used for so many thing during the holiday season… Let’s start with- if your mother asks you to look at the corn on her little toe. Run… fast and hard.  When your mother’s brother’s uncle tries to pry into your love life, because he’s a miserable drunk that can’t get laid. Run… and HIDE. He knows where you live.  When the 2 almost 3-year-old has pooped in his pants, because his parents won’t potty train him, but they didn’t want to hear the lecture of  “why is your kid still in diapers?” Run… before they ask you to help!  And last but certainly not least… When your lovely grandfather pulls out his false teeth and says. “Oh hunny bring me that glass.” Pretend you didn’t hear, and RUN!   I wish I had been given this advice.

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  • First you have twitter and in 140 characters or less you can have a rant over why you hate your family.  Then you have blogs like this, where you can express all that hatred through poetry, prose, or photos.  And last but not least… you got PORN! The internet is for Porn… The Internet is for Porn – Sesame Street Style! – YouTube

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  • Right… well I’m not posting what I got myself, but I did purchase myself some fabulously naughty gifts and so did Joseph. I can’t wait to get back home to that pole!
  • So… that statement is true for giving as well as getting. Take my advice- Don’t be a spoiled rotten brat. If your 80-year-old granny gives you a pair of socks with cats on them, you put them bitches on and wear them like they are stylish! Don’t you hurt that woman’s feelings, or I will come and snatch you up and beat the tar out of you. And not in a fun spanky kinda way. Ask Bruce the Butcher what happens when you cross Little Miss Notoriety!
  • Mingle with your co-workers, it’s the only way to find out the dirt.  That is, if you’d like your pick of whom to fuck in town like me.
  • You get nothing, when you ask for nothing.  Remember this for future reference.  Nothing is just going to be handed over… Well unless you’re me, and then life just seems to keep overflowing with loveliness. Fuckdoll by day, and Dominatrix by night, I have the perfect life.

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  • I  disagree.  Mistletoe should be hung with care, no matter where. Hah, I rhymed, Penny would be so proud.  And believe me… Mistletoe hung there, gets the best kisses ever! 

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  • And last but certainly not least… This is true for Santa, but certainly do not ask Mrs. Claus this question! She’s a prude and is liable to deny you presents for life. She has Santa by a ball, and I heard Bad Penny has the other one.  
  • In conclusion… Exercise a month prior to the holidays, and you should buy new running shoes.  When all else fails, the Internet is for Porn! Don’t be an ungrateful bitch/bastard, and have kinky office sex.  Christmas is your traditions and yours to make it what you want. Don’t let someone tell you where to hang your Mistletoe!

First, I Love You Blog Tour w/ LLL June 3-7th @Genevieve Dewey #ASMSG

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Good morning my lovelies Genevieve Dewey’s Blog Tour has taken over my blog… Sit back relax and enjoy the romantic and thrilling ride! 🙂

 

 

Title: First, I Love You

Author:  Genevieve Dewey

Genre: Contemporary Drama with romance subplot

Event organized by: Literati Literature Lovers

Purchase Link: Amazon/ Smashwords

 

First, I Love You

 

If Mario Puzo and Jane Austen crossed the time-space continuum and mated, “First, I Love You” would be their literary baby. Imagine being a detective with a mobster for a father, or a mobster with a straight arrow, good cop for a son. This is a relationship that is tricky on its best day. Add in some well-meaning meddling from a mob princess sister, an arrogant DEA agent, and gangsters running a human trafficking ring and you have a recipe for a book that refuses to follow the rules. Told from the perspective and point of view of each the six main characters this is the first novel in a trilogy about love, loyalty, revenge and redemption.

Omaha Detective Tommy Gates has kept his gangster father at arm’s length his whole life. Mickey Downey has spent the better part of the last two decades trying to find ways to get back the son he lost through Witness Protection. Now Tommy has taken an opportunity to work on a Federal Human Trafficking Joint Task Force in Chicago where his father lives. Tommy’s sister Kiki and his mother Mary see this as an opportunity to build a relationship between the two. Tommy’s new DEA partner James Hoffman sees it as an opportunity to gain leverage over Mickey Downey. Tommy’s other partner, FBI Agent Ginny Sommers wants to keep Tommy’s family as far from the case as possible. When Kiki and James join forces, sparks fly and it sets fire to a maelstrom of unexpected consequences for everyone involved.

One part The Godfather, two parts Emma and a dash of Casablanca mixed together, “First, I Love You” isn’t a detective novel, a gangster novel, a mystery, a romance or a family saga. It’s a little of all of the above.

 

 

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Bad Penny’s thoughts on First, I Love You

 

Show me romance weaved into in-depth multi-layered twists and turns, and I will tell you that you have a hit on your hands.

Seriously, Genevieve Dewey has done it!

What took years and several attempts for the greats of the writing world, she accomplished in her very first book! She has taken a family known as the Downey’s and created rich, unique, some lovable, and some you love-to-hate characters.

I wanted to know what everyone was talking about… and OMG I now know. Godfather meets Romance with family values that are so hard-core, they force life changing decisions.

If you aren’t itching to read it yet, you need to check out Second of All. Between the two books, you can’t resist, and you’ll be salivating while you wait for the 3rd in the Downey Trilogy. I know I am…

#Naughtyville Approved

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Genevieve Dewey is the author of The Downey Trilogy (First, I Love You & Second of All) and the short stories Bird Day Battalion & V-Day Aversion. She is a wife, mother, sister, friend and Anthropologist. She was raised mostly in Nebraska, partly in Arizona. She has a Master’s in Anthropology and worked as an Applied Anthropologist for years (even ran her own research company for a while) before deciding to be a stay at home mom. She loves passionate (rational) debates, reading, and libraries… oh, and Chicago and high-heels and chocolate and target practice and gangster flicks and anything with the FBI in it and run-on sentences. She lives in Nebraska with her three brilliantly diabolical children and one incredibly funny husband.

 

 

Find Gen Here: 

www.GenevieveDewey.com

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/GenevieveDewey

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Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6441991.Genevieve_Dewey

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Genevieve-Dewey/e/B00936QL2S/

Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/genevievedewey/

 

 

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Did I hear Masturbation? #ASMSG #BDSM

Hello my lovelies!!!

Did you hear? May is Masturbation month!!!

So… Let’s celebrate by sharing some masturbation worthy material! heh

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So Tribal Fire

I’ve finally recovered and unburied myself from work enough to talk about it!  This year was themed the Dirty Dozen, and I had dozens of reasons to get down and dirty!

First let’s talk about my class I taught; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of Erotica and Publishing…

Well I was super frightened it wouldn’t go over so well, since at the last possible moment I found myself having to teach the entire class alone. My co-teacher had unforeseen things come up, and I, according to the class evaluations, pulled it off with flying colors! 🙂

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I talked about the 50 Shades of Grey Factor in the BDSM/Leather Lifestyle and how will it affect or effect us in the future? And of course I talked about social marketing– because being social, fun, and the life of the party: I can do! 🙂

My weekend was filled with meeting new friends, falling back in love with old friends, and reuniting with “family”!  Mason Alexander, Michelle, Whipmaster Bob, Bootpig, Mike, Christie, Paul, Karen Ultra Domme, Boymeat, Kathryn, Kit… and so many more.  This year by far has been my most favored and treasured of all.

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I found organic relationships are the best ones, and you find the perfect connections when you don’t force a square peg into a round hole! I have many “in charge” people in my life, and to steal the phrase from Kathryn… I lead a Charmed Life!

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So after being volunteer coordinator and teacher extraordinaire, I then slipped on my writer hat, and jetted down south to the Writers Conference where I met Desiree Holt! (She bought my book! OMG) Yes I had a total #fangirl meltdown moment! And because my friend Patti Stith is amazing she arranged for me to meet some agents and publishers.  Crossing my fingers and toes! 🙂

 

Oh… I promised masturbation material didn’t I?  OK. OK! heh

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The last day of Tribal Fire I found myself bottoming to the “Thug Play” Class. The main premise is Bad Guy vs. Victim.   While I totally love, love, love kicking, slapping, punching… I’m really a horrible victim for a classroom setting.  I use laughter and humor to process pain, and I also use it to distract the “Bad Guy” from hitting me while I catch my breath, or plan my next counter move.

So while I’m supposed to be frightened and the “victim” … I’m laughing my ass off screaming–  “Help… I’m the victim! Help… I’m the victim” and transitioned right into–  “Oh boots! Please step on my hands, my feet, my pussy.”

Poor Boymeat had twice the “I’m the Victim” fun, since his wife Kathryn and I are very similar creatures when it comes to processing pain, and she was the other demo bottom in the class.  At one point he was kicking her, her head was in my crotch, and she was punching me.  It was one of the hottest demo scenes I’ve ever had… and we decided it’s time for us to play for real next time! 🙂

P.S. I can’t wait for next time!  Here’s some pics of my “jewelry” from the weekend all compliments of Boymeat and Kathryn…

Boobie Bruises:

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Leg bruises:

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Hey… Hope you found my memories masturbation worthy… Or maybe I gave you ideas to go make your own!!! 🙂

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!