Lick.Suck.Blow Little Miss Notoriety #Poemup

Lick. Suck. Blow

His name’s Joe

My funds have depleted so low

And he has mad dough

You perverts…

Lick envelopes to mail for him

Suck the carpets with a vacuum

Blow the leaves off the walk-way

Lick. Suck. Blow

No, I’m not a ho

I’m his secretary though

But later…

I’ll lick him clean, suck him dry, and blow his mind.

I’m that kinda girl…Lick, suck, blow.

Variety

I’m little Miss Notoriety

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P.S. Every third Sunday of the month Miss Notoriety will be an advice column!

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Can’t wait to hear from you! Let’s make Sunday the naughtiest day of the week!

Positively Sinful. See you then.

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Top 10 men in your life…

The Doctor because he says, “Take off your clothes”
The Dentist because he says, “Open Wide”
The hairstylist because he says, “Do you want it teased or blown”
The Milkman because he says, “Do you want it in front or in back?”
The Interior Decorator because he says, “Once you have it all in, you’ll love it.”
The Banker because he says, “If you take it out to soon, you’ll lose interest.”
The Police Officer because he says, “Spread ’em”
The Mailman because he “always delivers his package.”
The Pilot because he “takes off fast and then slows down.”
The Hunter because he “always goes deep in the bush, and shoots twice.”