Stop the Judgments #Poetry #ASMSG #Relationships

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Stop the Judgments

by Penelope Jones

 

 

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A pinch of this, a dash of that, and a smidgen of a pour

That’s what makes up this ole whore.

No there isn’t an exact science of how to be me

I’m not even sure I’ll ever come with a key

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I could try to explain to you why I do this or that

Why I wear certain hats

Why I don’t really like cats

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But telling you isn’t showing you

And showing you isn’t teaching you

So, here’s a clue…

To know me is to really dig inside,

And to dig inside, you must abide

By a few simple rules…

Don’t judge a book by its cover

Don’t judge me based on a past lover

Don’t judge me based on your mother

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And I won’t judge you based on my father

Why bother?

If you already have opinions in place

There’s no need for me to even plead my case

So if you want to know who I am?

Talk to me; stop the judgments, damn! 

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013 

I’m Selfish #Poetry #ASMSG #SelfAwareness

 

Self-awareness…

I learned it after the first few heart breaks

I wasn’t going to have another reason to ache

I discovered I love too easily,

I give too much,

and I no long am a butter fly that wishes to fly

 

Self-defense…

I learned it after the first few beatings

I wasn’t going to have another reason to ache

I listen for pitches in voice to change,

the posture of body,

the veins popping out in the neck.

 

Self-preservation…

I learned it after the first few times I was let down

I wasn’t going to have another reason to ache

I hold less stock in words than actions,

we teach people how to treat us,

and life isn’t a fucking bowl of cherries.

 

Self…

Is the root word of selfish …

 

If being self-aware leads to self-defense, which then leads to self-preservation makes me selfish…

 

I’m selfish!

 

 

by Penelope Jones copyright 2013

Flesh Fiction Fridays ( @the_weremouse ) is hosting an excerpt from me! #ASMSG #Erotica

Good morning my lovelies! 

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Thianna D’s hosting an Excerpt of “The Babysitter Extraordinaire- Volume 2” over at her Flesh Fiction Friday #ECBites!

Please go check it out here ——> http://www.erotic-countdown.com/2013/07/fff-7-5.html

 

P.S. I hope everyone had a safe and wonderful 4th of July!

(Remember Babysitter Extraordinaire-Volume 1 is Free until Midnight tonight PST, anywhere Amazon is sold!)

http://bit.ly/BE-PJ

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Author @TWLuedke gets tied up & twisted w/ the #Naughtycouch girls! #ASMSG

Good morning my lovelies!!! 

 

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Travis was naked when I left! 🙂

 

You should head over to Genevieve’s blog… The #naughtycouch girls and I are helping Cupcake interrogate…err I mean interview Travis Luedke!

I promise you a WET time! *giggles* 

Author @TWLuedke gets tied up and twisted with the #Naughtycouch girls! #ASMSG |.

Interview w/ PJ Perryman #erotica author! #ASMSG @PattiSparkles

Good morning my lovelies…

 

 

I have a wonderful treat this morning! Ms. P.J. Perryman is on the #naughtycouch and dishing the dirty about Erotica, art, and anything sparkly!

 

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Penny:   So… now that I have Ms. Sparkly Knickers herself here and trapped; let’s get down to business, shall we?  We’ve known each other since our writing careers began. We were both “virtually” there for one another when we found out we were “published” authors.

*high fives her*

Do you remember how you felt the first time? How did it differ from the last acceptance letter you received?

 

P.J. Perryman: My first acceptance was from an erotic publication called “For The Girls.” I subbed a naughty little piece called “Hello Sailor,” about a prostitute who likes to pleasure more than be pleased. When I got the letter I remember dancing for joy around the living room.  Both girly bubbas danced in the air and my husband received two black eyes from the backlash. It was a happy moment. And Ironically just like my first time!

 

 

Penny: I’m sure it was!

*Laughs*

 If you could give one piece of advice about rejection letters what would it be?

 

P.J. Perryman: Real writers get rejection letters. Only babies cry about them. When you get a form one, sub two more pieces. If you get a personalized one, learn from it. Don’t stop writing, stick a rude finger in the air, laugh out loud and move on.

 

Penny: *giggles*

 Only babies cry… too funny. I know a few babies!  

*clears throat*

Alright… let’s talk about your writing!  Your blog series… I super heart Franny by the way! I heard from a little birdie that it might be going live on Amazon in the future— is this true?  Will the illustrations be included?

 

P.J. Perryman: I’m a very traditional girl at heart. Taking the indie plunge has been a long time coming (no pun intended.)   I’m a little bit scared, truth be told, but I’m watching my friends do really well in WWW land and I figure, why not? A gazillion indie writers can’t be wrong. Franny Carbunkle is a rock star. I love her character and she totally deserves a wider audience. And if she travels, her naughty illustrations will go with her – I can’t imagine leaving them behind.

 

Penny:  Speaking of illustrations… wow those are amazing, and you do the art yourself?  What sparked the idea of the illustrations to go with your story?

 

P.J. Perryman: Yup, all mine, tits and all. I know I’m not Picasso but it’s just so much fun to bring a story to life through drawings, and like they say – a picture paints a thousand words. I started to draw because I found nothing on the internet thingy that captured her – and my Franny is one of a kind.

 

Penny: She sure is one of a kind! *smiles*

*Questions… questions THEY got questions*

OK… OK!

*Looking at #Naughtyville and giggles*

Stop yelling at me!

*then back to P.J. with a grin*

Everyone wants to know…what does she write? Tell us about your books!

*clears throat*

Especially Kiss of the Marquis!

*winks*

 

P.J. Perryman: Kiss of the Marquis – oh my God! I have no idea where that came from. Spanking, bondage, dark arts and vibrators! Truth is I love dark, menacing heroes – think Heathcliff, Marquis De Sade, and Count Almasy. The Marquis is a powerful, ruthless character who will do anything to get what he wants. Even if it means dragging someone back to hell with him. And why not throw a few shags in along the way? I loved writing it! And the reviews suggest people love reading it. Win win!

 

Penny:  It’s on my to-be-read list. At the top! I can’t wait!

*grins*

Is it true you write other stuff besides erotica?

 *pretends to be shocked*

 

P.J. Perryman: Yes (cough) children’s books (cough).  It’s published under a different pen name for obvious reasons. And Greek mythology – I have a fantasy quest under consideration as we speak. Hopefully I will have news on that shortly.

 

Penny:  What’s up next for you other than Franny will get her real world publishing debut soon?

 

P.J. Perryman: I have just finished my first erotic historical fantasy called “A Bride For Lord Esher.” It’s literally just finished. It’s being subbed out – again – watch this space.

 

Penny: And because I’d never make it out of #Naughtyville alive if I didn’t ask… Thong? Boyshort? Bikini Brief? And what color and are they sparkly?

*giggles*

 

P.J. Perryman: Bikini Brief – there’s just not enough room for a sparkle on a thong. I like my sparkly knickers to dazzle! As it happens I do own some sparkly articles, but I’ll leave it to your imagination where I stick them.

 

Penny: Thank you Ms. Sparkly for hanging with me this morning, and putting with #Naughtyville and their crazy questions! You’re welcome on my #naughtycouch anytime!

*snuggles P.J. tight*

 

P.J. Perryman: You’re very welcome my perky friend! Now you promised me a buzz if I sat on the couch! Let’s get down to business…

 

Penny: 

*my brow shot into the air*

I meant a wine buzz… but – I just happen to have my #magicwand right here…

*winks*

 

P.J. Perryman: Love you Penelope Poos!

 

Penny: *laughs*

Lovers you too Sparkliest of them all!

 

 

Thank you guys for joining us on the #naughtycouch … However, this sex scene is about to fade to black!

*boos and hisses were shouted, and I giggle*

I know I suck!!!

 

 

WAIT!  

                 

Check out some of P.J.’s art work… 

 

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And you can find P.J. Perryman here: 

https://www.facebook.com/pages/P-J-Perryman/280337515426677

http://www.blushingbooks.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=2365

http://sparklyknickers.wordpress.com/

https://twitter.com/PattiSparkles

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!