Love Day Sucks #Poetry #ASMSG #Valentine

I woke up thinking it would be OK

then I realized just what everyone had to say


Happy Love Day…


Each time that word fell across my ears

Therapy bills piled up for years


I love you meant hitting your kids and wife

I love you meant giving up your life


I love you meant you weren’t good enough

I love you meant life was tough


I love you meant screwing someone else

I love you meant dealing with what was dealt


I love you meant not really caring

not really daring

to— love



My words might as well have been dead

When I said,

I love you …


It meant— I love you


It meant you were enough

I meant together we would be tough


It meant making love all night long

It meant “they were playing our song”


It meant I cared

It meant I dared


It meant my heart would be broken

It meant I would just be a token


to be given away

just like any other day,

and no I’m not OK.


Love Day sucks …



Penelope Jones copyright 2013 

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Your Rhythm gives My Rhythm a Boner #Poetry #ASMSG #PoetryWednesday

Two such very different views,

Yet you’re my muse


You think love is science and math

I think love guides you along life’s path


2+3 doesn’t equal five in the game of love

Something your logical mind can’t rise above


I think love is alive and well

You think love means a living hell


I don’t think love is hearts and romance

I think it’s a very intricate, yet tormenting dance

Made to enhance…





I want to wrap you in my version of love

I want to help you rise above


Love isn’t about sex or money

Or about how many times you call me bunny


It’s about the times I asked how your days was

The times you bought me a card just because


Love has a rhythm unique to its owner

Your rhythm gives my rhythm a boner


My heart lived in a dark place

Your heart crowded in my space


You happened without warning

It all started with, “Good morning.”


Love is written all over our faces,

And can be found in the strangest places…


Like the janitor’s closet.


Penelope Jones copyright 2013

P.S. I’m Jill #ASMSG #Poetry


P.S. I’m Jill

by Penelope Jones


I slept last night for the first time in ages
I dreamt of you keeping me locked away in cages


You seemed to be a Jack-of-all trades
And knew just how these things were made


One for when I’ve been a good little girl
You built it to make me feel safe and secure


And one for when I’ve been super naughty
I get the black lock, when I’ve been snotty


The black one makes me so sad
But I know you wouldn’t do it
if I hadn’t been bad.


I have way more fun behind the shiny-silver lock
that means I will get to feel your cock


Inside my mouth or shoved through my slit
I know you’ll use the Hitachi on my clit


When it’s all said and done
You will have cum


And Jill will cum soon after.
P.S. I’m Jill


Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013

Not Just a Temporary Patch #Poetry #ASMSG #Relationships



Perfect, sparkling blue eyes
He was a nice surprise


A game of pool
Nearly made me drool


And 3 beers in,
And, I would’ve fucked him


Again and Again and Again


Yet, He stopped me in my tracks
Morals wasn’t something he lacked




Was this guy for real?
Didn’t he know the deal?


I was an easy lay
But he had to pay


That’s right my goodies weren’t free,
Cash wasn’t the key


From love and devotion,
To crossing an ocean


Proving to me he was worthy of my gift
Everything he did gave my heart a lift


He showed me what a good man was like
And I didn’t tell him to go fly a kite


In fact…


I invited him into my life
And he didn’t add any strife


Life was an adventure which twisted and turned
And my body yearned…

for him


Owned, there was no doubt
He spanked me when I’d pout


We loved through thick and thin
Together we made up new sins


But, I’m only day dreaming
And perhaps doing a little scheming




It would be a perfect match
And not just a temporary patch


Me and Him…
Maybe I’ll meet him at the gym?


Exercise does a body good…
Pass it on!




Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013

It’s not about you #poetry #poem #TheAftermath #ASMSG

Morning my lovelies!

Sharing another little #poem  from “Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath” …


It’s not about you

by Penelope Jones


You made all these promises…


“I’ll take you to the moon and back!”

“I’ll make up for the childhood you lacked”


“I’ll protect you from it all”

“Just be my fuck-doll”


That’s what you said


My heart feels dead


The bad outweighed the good

I knew where you stood


I tried to hold on

But now that you’re gone?


I’m the happiest I can be

Because I get to be me


I can stop apologizing for not being wrong

I get to listen to my favorite songs


I no longer dance to make you happy

I can go back to being down right sappy


I missed me… the nice and fun girl

The uncultured pearl

I’m getting back to the me I loved!


The me


You kicked out of your den

Well now, I’m on the mend


Wish I could say the same for you…



You have no idea how socially inept you are

Why you’ll never shine like a star


Being nice

Comes with a price… you’ll never be willing to pay


Here’s a clue:

Sometimes it’s not about you— narcissistic bastard.


Penelope Jones Copyright 2013


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Free to a good home #poetry from Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath #Poetrywednesday

regret it


I remember the times we used to share

You used to care

You used to dare


…to love me


Loved you thru thick and thin

Catered to your Sin

Now there’s no mend


I needed you more and more

You created me, your whore

Then you showed me the door


There was no conversation

No alleviation

Of the situation


No goodbye, no reason

I guess it was the Season


One broken heart for sale

No, it can’t be sent by email


Slightly used

Definitely abused


Damaged goods called for the price to be slashed

It’s only slightly mashed


Oh hell—


Free to a good home


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PRINT IT!!! #ASMSG #Erotica #Poetry

Hello my lovelies… 




Me!  I should’ve posted about this days ago, but I’ve been busy dancing, editing, and baking! Not an excuse… so punish me if you must! hehe





Oh… Right…

I’m announcing “Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath” in PRINT!  O-M-G! 

You have no idea how stoked I am… I held the proof book in my hands, and I’m pretty positive I sniffed for a good 10 minutes. It smelled so good. You guys know what I am talking about; that new book smell with crisp new pages, and that smooth sleek cover you can run your hands over.  It’s almost ORGASMIC!   Ok– not almost for me.  And I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a complete book boyfriend nerd and proud of it! 🙂





The cover is all mine, and surprisingly enough my technically challenged self with the help from Genevieve Dewey and Thianna D figured out #Createspace. My first attempt at cover art was a complete success.  However… Had I known the spine would be so thick; I would have added something there.  Hindsight is 20/20, but I’m still very proud, and very much in love with the cover of Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath.

I really hope you guys love the book as much as me, but I preach this over and over; write for you! And I do! 🙂

P.S. Have I told you how much I adore you guys? I do from the bottom of my broken heart…






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(amazon is the only place so far, and it will be available in the UK soon… keep checking your local amazon site, please!)


Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013