It’s here… it’s here! #SpankeeDoodle your way to my blog and see! #ASMSG #SatSpanks #poetry

Welcome to Spankee Doodle Dandy!




For those in the northern hemisphere, summer is here! What better way to celebrate summer vacations than to give (or receive) a sizzling hot spanking? After the rousing success of Love Spanks and Spank or Treat, Anastasia Vitsky and her team of spanking fiction authors have returned to bring you a collective Spankee Doodle Dandy story extravaganza.  It’s love and kisses for adults, and we do mean adults!

Even better, participation could earn you a GRAND PRIZE!

Many authors will also be offering a contest on their individual blogs.  Your comment on their blogs automatically enters you in both the main contest and the individual contests!


What’s the catch?  Absolutely nothing!  We love writing for you and want to thank you for your readership.  Perhaps someone might get a spanking or two, but that’s a reward rather than a catch, right?


Here are the rules:

  1. Visit each blog between the Thursday, June 20th and Sunday, June 23rd to read the posted stories and excerpts.
  2. Leave a comment answering the story question  on each blog.  You will receive one entry per blog for the grand prize drawing.  You will also be automatically entered in that author’s individual contest, if he or she has one.
  3. If you have visited all of the blogs, visit Ana’s blog to sign up for FIVE bonus entries to the grand prize.
    Deadline is midnight EST (UTC -5) on June 23rd!!
  4. If you successfully completed the Love Spanks or Spank or Treat challenge and visited all of the blogs for either challenge, you may add “VIP” to your comments.  You will earn THREE bonus entries toward the grand prize.  (Yes, we will be doing this again.  Yes, if you successfully complete the Spankee Doodle Dandy challenge you can become a VIP for our next activity!)
  5. Visit any of the participating blogs on Thursday, June 27th to find out the lucky winners.  Will it be you?


Like these events? Want to support your friendly spanking fiction authors? Become a Spankee Doodle Ambassador! In exchange for promoting this event, you will receive one extra prize entry, AND you are still eligible to participate and win prizes! To find out the details, send an email to ana_stasia2007 at yahoo dot com, with the subject line “Spankee Doodle Ambassador”.



Here’s a new poem I wrote especially for Spankee Doodle Dandy





To Love me

by Penelope Jones


It’s the 4th of July

and tensions were high;

I lied.

You said, “I love you”

I told you, “I do not.”

I didn’t mean to, you see,

that’s really not me

But I was scared

No one’s ever cared…

No one’s ever dared…

To love me.

“Why am I spanking you today?” You asked.

I giggled- my real emotions masked.

“Because I lied…” I was coy.

You yanked my hair with great joy.

“You lied about us.”

“You couldn’t trust”

“Now, it’s your bottom I must bust”

“Just…” I lingered.

You delivered a zinger

Right to my ass

In turn, I gasped

You spanked me over and over again

you were washing away my sins

“Sir please… I’m sorry I lied”

“Please let me explain” I cried.

“You may speak, but remember this…”

“I’m doing this because I care, because I dare

to love you.”



That was my cue

“Sir, I know you do. That’s the issue”

You handed me a tissue.

“I’m broken, my love turned to hate.”

“I’m sorry but being loved isn’t my fate.”

“I’m sorry I lied… I do love you; it’s true.”

“…but I still don’t know what to do.”

I breathed.

“I want to stand up and run in the opposite direction”

“I’m completely terrified of your affection.”

“Stop! Just stop right there.” You said.

leaning down you kissed my forehead.

“I love you. Let me in.

Let me be your Zen.”

“I love you too…

I really do.”

The punishment was finished

another wall diminished

Today called for a celebration

across the nation

Fireworks galore

He made me his whore

And the moral of the story— Love can be painful, but it’s worth it




Thank you for playing along!

Now, in edition to the prizes listed above, I’m giving away a signed copy of Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath!  In order to win …  leave a comment below with your email address, and by a random draw, I’ll announce a winner Thursday June 27th! 🙂


Thanks for stopping by! For more information about Spankee Doodle Dandyplease go here. Also, visit the participating authors below to read more spanking stories and excerpts, and for more chances to win some fabulous prizes!


Anastasia Vitsky
Celeste Jones
Constance Masters
Joseph McNamara
Kate Richards
Kathryn Blake
Maren Smith
Penelope Jones
Renee Rose
Starla Kaye
Sue Lyndon

And introducing our first-ever guest participant:
Joey Gallo

Our Spankee Doodle Ambassadors are…
Adaline Raine
Ami StarsongCasey McKay
Corinne Alexander
Danita Minnis
Erzabet Bishop
Katherine Deane
La Crimson Femme
Lily Lobster
Marcia Bookswagger
Mary Sue Wehr
Minelle Labraun
Natasha Knight
Paloma Beck
Patty Devlin
Penelope Hasler
Rollin Hand
Sunny Girl
Tara Finnegan
Thianna D


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LittleMissNotoriety Advice Column 11-18-12 #ASMSG

Advice Column Every 3rd Sunday of the month at 8:30pmCST

Dear Little Miss Notoriety,

I’ve been trying to get my boyfriend to be more fun in the bedroom. I’ve suggested lots of things, but he thinks I’m weird. I like being spanked, especially in public, but I love him. What should I do?

Love and light,

Spanking Delight

Hello Spanking Delight,

I love your sign off, that’s so cute.

Now… being dominated and spanked doesn’t make you weird, dear. Perhaps, your approach in explaining it came off a bit odd?

First…Try not to have the discussion when you’re about to have sex. It will kill the mood. If you talk about it before, then there’ll be no added pressure on how he should be doing it. You get all the formalities out-of-the-way, and then the fun begins.

Second…Have you explained the sexual arousal you get from the fantasies you have about him spanking you?

Be sure to explain the fantasy in detail, leaving nothing out. And include how you imagine his dominance over powering you, and the hot red hand-prints he’ll leave behind. That usually turns them on way faster than telling them what to do, darlin’.

Not everyone can be Little Miss Notoriety, the Princess of Doom and fuck doll every girl wishes to be, but I don’t mind sharing all my deep, dark dirty secrets! In fact …

Here’s one on me…

Make sure to tell him how much the idea of spanking in a public place turns you on, but here’s the kicker…

Make sure you are out somewhere nice for dinner, make it a Tuesday or a Wednesday.(Normally slower nights for restaurants.) You should look stunning, and revealing in whatever YOU feel the sexiest in, and don’t wear panties.

Ask for a table somewhere secluded, you should probably set this up ahead of time, if possible.

Once you’re seated and have ordered drinks, start giving him details quietly, while lightly coaxing your hand up his thigh. Pour on the charm and wit along with just how turned on the idea makes you, until the waitress/waiter returns.

Once you have ordered…

Tell you boyfriend how naughty it makes you feel to think of him bending you over that table right there in-front of everyone. This might be a good time to lick your lips, or wink if that’s your gig.

Tell him how it turns you on when you think about his hand leaving your bare-ass blistered good.

Yes! This is where you reveal you’re panty-less.

You’ll have him hook-line-and sinker!

By now the food has come, and that’s not all he’s thinking about cumming!

95% accurate you’ll be spanked daily if you wish!

I ❤ you for writing to me. Hope my advice helps.

Love and Licks,

Little Miss Notoriety

Dear Belle,

I feel so weird writing to an imaginary person, but maybe that’s also what made it easy to hit send.


I’m a submissive male that has been in search of the perfect woman for years. Maybe I need to lower my standards because I keep missing the mark terribly.

Every woman I find is a gold digging whore. They just wants me for my money, and my pussy eating skills. Don’t get me wrong, I like licking pussy, and I like spending money on my lady friend, but…I must draw the line when they want me to pay for their rent, right?

I’m not ugly, I enclosed a clothed picture of me. And I’m not rude, or else I would have sent a nude. And I just want to pamper a woman for the rest of my life. I know I sound pathetic, but really am I asking too much?

Desperate at 29

Dear Desperate at 29,

First get up from your computer chair, and go put on your big boy panties— Right now!


You’re a submissive, not a doormat. You’re allowed to have opinions, and you’re allowed to be funny, charming, and witty. You’re also allowed to be a doormat, I guess if that is what you’d like to do with the rest of your life.

Now, that you have your big boy panties on, let’s talk business…

You’re a very attractive man, I’d do you in a heartbeat. I think perhaps you’re projecting what you need/want in the wrong fashion.

Like you sound totally desperate, and you’ve no reason to sound that way! I just said I’d do you, that’s a HUGE compliment.

So…here’s my advice…

Get on the net. Find common interest groups that meet in your local area. (Book clubs, stamp collecting, gamers…whatever your cup of tea.) I’m sending you outside the box of women that claim dominance.

Oh no!

Just Trust me…

Find a woman who seems put together, a woman who commands the room, a woman who demands attention, and flirt…but not overtly so, be casual.

You’ll most likely have to attend a few meetings if she really is a dominant woman. Find reasons to talk to her that are valid. Tell her how nice she looks, etc.

Don’t just tell her word for word verbatim what I’m saying, that’ll never work. You have to find out how to do it in your style, and with no desperate flair signals flying. IE: don’t talk about how rich you are, and don’t tell her you like to eat pussy!

Ask her what movies she’s seen recently or a concert she attended. You’ll give her a chance to respond, and then continue talking about her, keep probing her for casual likes and dislikes.

By now, you should have seen her at least three times, and should know her favored foods, musics, and you definitely should’ve imagined her with her clothes off by now.

It’s the time to ask her for her number, or to ask her out— either way, take it slow, and learn the woman, and let her learn you.

This is just one approach, but my point is this…

Take your time, don’t rush things. Even in the realm of those that have claimed they are dominant, we rush things too quickly. We are reading to jump head first because she/he has similar sexual interests.

What happens when sex is all you have?

I know easier said than done, but you have waited this long…what’s a few more weeks, right?

I promise things will work out much better when you practice patience. It’s a virtue I lack, so good luck with that.

Love and licks,

Little Miss Notoriety