NEW Release! Bride for Lord Esher by PJ Perryman #ASMSG #Erotica @Pattisparkles

Good morning my lovelies…

 

I have a treat… My girl PJ Perryman has a new release! And she’s doing a small guest spot here!

 

Take it away PJ!

 

A Bride for Lord Esher

 

A Bride for Lord Esher

 

 

The plot

During a drinking bout with a bridal party, Lord Robert Esher makes a foolish bet to marry the inn-keepers daughter. His companion, a mischievous friend from his childhood, ensures the bargain is kept.

When Esher rises the next morning, he finds he is married to Chastity, a comely wench, her virtue sold for a few guineas by her father. Despite asking the church and King George for an annulment, Esher can’t undo what has been done before God.

But his ever jealous friends are insulted by the association with such a low-born woman. In an act of spite, one woman plants a brooch in Chastity’s chamber, hoping to ruin her reputation. When Chastity is accused of stealing, Esher puts her aside, so she flees to Hastings to start a new life. But chance is unkind, and her new place is discovered by another enemy, who would steal her virtue and disgrace her forever.

Regretting his decision to abandon her, Esher rushes to find Chastity and make amends. But his change of heart may have come too late to save her from total ruin.

A Bride for Lord Esher is a dark historical romance complete at 37,000-words.

 

Click Here for a video Trailer ~ A BRIDE FOR LORD ESHER ~

I hope you all enjoy this one. It’s a historical romance full of color and intrigue. I love my villains as much as my heroes, and hope you will too.

As always, reviews welcome! Click here to go directly to the publishers site and be the first to buy!

Sparkly – aka P J Perryman

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Interview w/ PJ Perryman #erotica author! #ASMSG @PattiSparkles

Good morning my lovelies…

 

 

I have a wonderful treat this morning! Ms. P.J. Perryman is on the #naughtycouch and dishing the dirty about Erotica, art, and anything sparkly!

 

Naughty couch

Penny:   So… now that I have Ms. Sparkly Knickers herself here and trapped; let’s get down to business, shall we?  We’ve known each other since our writing careers began. We were both “virtually” there for one another when we found out we were “published” authors.

*high fives her*

Do you remember how you felt the first time? How did it differ from the last acceptance letter you received?

 

P.J. Perryman: My first acceptance was from an erotic publication called “For The Girls.” I subbed a naughty little piece called “Hello Sailor,” about a prostitute who likes to pleasure more than be pleased. When I got the letter I remember dancing for joy around the living room.  Both girly bubbas danced in the air and my husband received two black eyes from the backlash. It was a happy moment. And Ironically just like my first time!

 

 

Penny: I’m sure it was!

*Laughs*

 If you could give one piece of advice about rejection letters what would it be?

 

P.J. Perryman: Real writers get rejection letters. Only babies cry about them. When you get a form one, sub two more pieces. If you get a personalized one, learn from it. Don’t stop writing, stick a rude finger in the air, laugh out loud and move on.

 

Penny: *giggles*

 Only babies cry… too funny. I know a few babies!  

*clears throat*

Alright… let’s talk about your writing!  Your blog series… I super heart Franny by the way! I heard from a little birdie that it might be going live on Amazon in the future— is this true?  Will the illustrations be included?

 

P.J. Perryman: I’m a very traditional girl at heart. Taking the indie plunge has been a long time coming (no pun intended.)   I’m a little bit scared, truth be told, but I’m watching my friends do really well in WWW land and I figure, why not? A gazillion indie writers can’t be wrong. Franny Carbunkle is a rock star. I love her character and she totally deserves a wider audience. And if she travels, her naughty illustrations will go with her – I can’t imagine leaving them behind.

 

Penny:  Speaking of illustrations… wow those are amazing, and you do the art yourself?  What sparked the idea of the illustrations to go with your story?

 

P.J. Perryman: Yup, all mine, tits and all. I know I’m not Picasso but it’s just so much fun to bring a story to life through drawings, and like they say – a picture paints a thousand words. I started to draw because I found nothing on the internet thingy that captured her – and my Franny is one of a kind.

 

Penny: She sure is one of a kind! *smiles*

*Questions… questions THEY got questions*

OK… OK!

*Looking at #Naughtyville and giggles*

Stop yelling at me!

*then back to P.J. with a grin*

Everyone wants to know…what does she write? Tell us about your books!

*clears throat*

Especially Kiss of the Marquis!

*winks*

 

P.J. Perryman: Kiss of the Marquis – oh my God! I have no idea where that came from. Spanking, bondage, dark arts and vibrators! Truth is I love dark, menacing heroes – think Heathcliff, Marquis De Sade, and Count Almasy. The Marquis is a powerful, ruthless character who will do anything to get what he wants. Even if it means dragging someone back to hell with him. And why not throw a few shags in along the way? I loved writing it! And the reviews suggest people love reading it. Win win!

 

Penny:  It’s on my to-be-read list. At the top! I can’t wait!

*grins*

Is it true you write other stuff besides erotica?

 *pretends to be shocked*

 

P.J. Perryman: Yes (cough) children’s books (cough).  It’s published under a different pen name for obvious reasons. And Greek mythology – I have a fantasy quest under consideration as we speak. Hopefully I will have news on that shortly.

 

Penny:  What’s up next for you other than Franny will get her real world publishing debut soon?

 

P.J. Perryman: I have just finished my first erotic historical fantasy called “A Bride For Lord Esher.” It’s literally just finished. It’s being subbed out – again – watch this space.

 

Penny: And because I’d never make it out of #Naughtyville alive if I didn’t ask… Thong? Boyshort? Bikini Brief? And what color and are they sparkly?

*giggles*

 

P.J. Perryman: Bikini Brief – there’s just not enough room for a sparkle on a thong. I like my sparkly knickers to dazzle! As it happens I do own some sparkly articles, but I’ll leave it to your imagination where I stick them.

 

Penny: Thank you Ms. Sparkly for hanging with me this morning, and putting with #Naughtyville and their crazy questions! You’re welcome on my #naughtycouch anytime!

*snuggles P.J. tight*

 

P.J. Perryman: You’re very welcome my perky friend! Now you promised me a buzz if I sat on the couch! Let’s get down to business…

 

Penny: 

*my brow shot into the air*

I meant a wine buzz… but – I just happen to have my #magicwand right here…

*winks*

 

P.J. Perryman: Love you Penelope Poos!

 

Penny: *laughs*

Lovers you too Sparkliest of them all!

 

 

Thank you guys for joining us on the #naughtycouch … However, this sex scene is about to fade to black!

*boos and hisses were shouted, and I giggle*

I know I suck!!!

 

 

WAIT!  

                 

Check out some of P.J.’s art work… 

 

PattiSparkles  franny-on-a-broomFranny knickers

 

 

And you can find P.J. Perryman here: 

https://www.facebook.com/pages/P-J-Perryman/280337515426677

http://www.blushingbooks.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=2365

http://sparklyknickers.wordpress.com/

https://twitter.com/PattiSparkles

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

ReBlog: Drench The Wench – First Chapter Teaser…#asmsg

 

I told you all about Drench The Wench  on Sunday… well now here’s a teaser that is sure to be a pleaser! #MicroPoetry

Come meet Cindy Buttsplash and her skinny peeping Tom! MEOW!

Drench The Wench – First Chapter Teaser…#asmsg.

Come see… Drench the Wench by P.J. Perryman #ASMSG

Good morning my lovelies…

I’m sure if you follow me on twitter, or if you’ve popped on over to my Author’s I lust after page, you know all about Ms Patti Sparkles… better known as Ms P.J. Perryman.  Well the woman is on fire in the publishing department this month. Two books, and another on the way… 

Every morning P.J. Perryman tries to be good, but by nightfall her mischievous muse whispers straight wickedness into her ears. These naughty visions slip from her mind to the page, in the form of a story or an amazeball drawing.  And her current new release “Drench the Wench” is no different.

drench_the_wench

At the Renaissance Faire, nothing is quite as it seems. And in this delightfully sexy anthology, author PJ Perryman gives readers a shocking glimpse into the steamier side of faire-goers, both human and magical alike. The result? An anthology unlike anything you’ll ever read. 

 

Readers take warning –  “Drench the Wench” is quite a departure from what you usually find offered at Blushing Books. But the stories are so sexy, so unique and so variable that we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to bring them to you.

 

From elves who sneak into the faire leather shop after hours to satisfy their curiosity about human sexuality, to a dryad’s mind-blowing sex with a wizard, to the most unusual werewolf encounter you will ever read, this book is one that will make you pant and giggle naughtily in delightful turns.

 

The stories capture all the beauty and whimsy of the Renaissance Faire atmosphere, so fans of these events will love this book. And if you’ve never donned a bodice, hefted a broadsword or worn a chastity belt for an afternoon of medieval role-play, this is the book to put you in the mood.

 

WARNING: The ten stories in this book are different. They feature M/F, F/F and M/M and three-way sex, with a smattering of BDSM overtones.

P.J. Perryman writes wicked stories with heart, and she always adds twist and turns that you never expect.  The woman is an amazing writer, and I’m lucky to call her friend.

Let her entertain you with her two newest books,  “A Spank in Time” , an anthology I featured last week. 6 authors under 1 book. And “Drench the Wench” with magic elements and sexy combined. Also check out her blog: Free erotica stories about Franny and amazing illustrations at Sparkly Knickers!

P.S. Make sure to look for the next book… Another Anthology with multiple authors. ‘The Thrill of the Hunt,’ scheduled to be released in February. #Naughtyville can’t wait!

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

“A Spank in Time” by Blushing Mischief! #ASMSG

Good morning my lovelies…

Last night I shared a little about me, well today it’s back to the grind of sharing with you new and up-and-coming Authors in the erotica genre.

Travel back in ‘the Olden Days”  with “A Spank in Time.”  Six very talented writers, all new to Blushing Books, have joined forces and created Blushing Mischief, a new group dedicated to writing the steamiest new stories.   Their first offering is a collection of six beautifully-written stories.

Spank in Time Cover_edited-1

Today I’m going to feature just a few of these awesome authors.

P.J. Perryman, or better known as Patti Sparkles–  Many of you know she was the original “idea” woman behind Little Miss Belle Notoriety.  She has also helped me with editing, concepts, and just plan great advice.  The woman is a genius when it comes to writing, and finally the publishing world has seen the light.  Make sure to check out her character Gabrielle’s interview on her blog, and the story she lives in here: A Spank in Time 

Jilly Glass–  This woman is a guru of Technology, and one hell of an author.  Many different genres, erotica is just one of the more fabulous ones. -giggles- She also gives a peek at her character Kinnon on her blog from her story “Rules of Engagement” … so be sure and check it out!

And last but not least…

Sadie Dane-  This girl came out of no where… and has proven she can write some pretty hot and sexy stuff. Wowzers.  She reminds me a lot of myself at her age.  Full of energy, and ready to take on the erotica world. Well… she’s done it.

And while you’re visit everyone’s blog, you can see the other authors in this amazing anthology, A Spank in Time.  Go… buy it.  You won’t regret it.  It’s super-duper #Naughtyville Approved!

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996.

P.S. Bad Penny’s always to blame! 🙂