- I hope your wishes come true, your buns stay warm, and everyone that wants or deserves a spanking gets one. Remember being on the naughty list isn’t a bad thing anymore. -giggles-
The doorway to everywhere
I sat and stared
Do I dare?
Does he really care?
Or the stairway to the unknown?
I’d reap what I’ve sewn,
And I’d do it alone…
I called him on the phone
“I’m ready to do this.” I said.
“Have you lost your head?”
I smiled just a little
I was about to piddle…
I took a leap of faith with just a call
I agreed to be his ragdoll
Used and abused as he saw fit
Spanked until I couldn’t sit
I was willing to try everything on his list
even the piss…
It was nice
I’m not sure he was ready for a girl like me
I guess we’ll see…
This is likely my favored Christmas present. They are lace thigh-highs with connecting bows. “He who shall not be named” got these for me, and I feel super sexy-hot-byotchy while wearing them. 😉 I feel like that most days, but these personify it. -giggles-
I shared these prior, but I do adore them, so I decided to share again. Also a gift from “he who shall not be named”. 🙂
Super sexy baby pink above the knee hosiery/socks. They look amazing with my ruffling pink panties below, both from @SassyTwatter … She’s a great person inside and out, and I’m grateful for having her in my life.
I also received these…. Rainbow above the Knee Socks, also from “he who shall not be named”
Then there were the prison stripey socks! I was hoping they would mean rough, raunchy sex including bondage and spanking was in my future, but I think I got them because they were on my list. LOL
I have to say I’m adorable in this skirt! And yes that’s a bow! 🙂
This really has been one of the best Christmas’ on record, and it really isn’t because of the gifts I’ve received. I’ve had the opportunity to meet so many amazing people on my path of writing, and these are just a few examples of the amazing-ness that fills my life on a daily basis. It’s seriously good to be the Bad Penny, and I’m thrilled to always be to blame. 🙂
P.S. Last but not least, this bad boy…
Yes… I asked for one of these, but it weighs 5lbs. Seriously… NOT a starter plug. 🙂 It makes a great paper weight. Lovers you SassyTwatter!
Lick. Suck. Blow
His name’s Joe
My funds have depleted so low
And he has mad dough
Lick envelopes to mail for him
Suck the carpets with a vacuum
Blow the leaves off the walk-way
Lick. Suck. Blow
No, I’m not a ho
I’m his secretary though
I’ll lick him clean, suck him dry, and blow his mind.
I’m that kinda girl…Lick, suck, blow.
I’m little Miss Notoriety
Also, tune in today (Oct. 28, 2012) at 1:30pmCST to find out just who Miss Belle Notoriety is, and every Sunday at 8:30pmCST for an episode of Little Miss Notoriety.
P.S. Every third Sunday of the month Miss Notoriety will be an advice column!
So, please email her at LittleMissNotoriety@gmail.com with your questions.
Can’t wait to hear from you! Let’s make Sunday the naughtiest day of the week!
Positively Sinful. See you then.
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