P.S. I’m Jill #ASMSG #Poetry

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P.S. I’m Jill

by Penelope Jones

 

I slept last night for the first time in ages
I dreamt of you keeping me locked away in cages

 

You seemed to be a Jack-of-all trades
And knew just how these things were made

 

One for when I’ve been a good little girl
You built it to make me feel safe and secure

 

And one for when I’ve been super naughty
I get the black lock, when I’ve been snotty

 

The black one makes me so sad
But I know you wouldn’t do it
if I hadn’t been bad.

 

I have way more fun behind the shiny-silver lock
that means I will get to feel your cock

 

Inside my mouth or shoved through my slit
I know you’ll use the Hitachi on my clit

 

When it’s all said and done
You will have cum

 

And Jill will cum soon after.
P.S. I’m Jill

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013

Game of Life #ASMSG #PoetryWednesday #Poetry

Game of Life  by Penelope Jones 

Hey…

I was thinking,

I’d like to fall in love with you

 

You know…

 

Be with you ’til the end

While our hearts mend

I’ve been your friend

Let’s bend—

The Rules.

 

Let’s do this thing!

 

Pretend the past doesn’t matter

You can be my Mad Hatter

The commoners will scatter

Just see that you don’t splatter…

my heart.

 

And … I’ll do my part

 

You and me

I and you…

who knew?

 

Maybe I can let my walls down,

Giving you a reason not to frown,

and wear my princess crown…

 proudly.

 

Warnings were giving by you to me

I did the same, communication is key

 

Giving you chance after chance to run away

Yet you continue to speak to me each day

what can I say?

 

We’ve shared enough of our issues

That I’ve been through a box of tissues

 

But I don’t care

As long as you’re there.

 

I can’t stop thinking of

your gladness

your sadness

your madness

It’s really none of my business….

But I want it to be

 

So here’s my plea…

 

I was thinking I’d like to fall in love with you.

 

It’d be nice if you felt the same

come play the game

…of life

with me,

 …please?

Penelope Jones— Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2014

O When Does My Shit Come Together? #Poetry #LifeLessons #PoetrtWednesday

One of my writer friends, whom I adore like no other, gave me the title for this poem. She’s handy like that… she is the go to girl for ideas and book bios! She’s simply magnificent! PJ Perryman,  you are the sparkle in my knickers! 

 

 

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O’ When Does My Shit Come Together?

by Penelope Jones

 

 

 O as a child we think when I get older…

I’ll be president, an astronaut, a doctor, or maybe a writer?

 

When we get older we’ll change the world,

cure cancer, and create new adventures.

 

Does that mean I’ve arrived and failed?

 

My life isn’t a bowl of cherries,

it isn’t a walk in the park,

nor can I say… I’m finished.

 

Shit! My dreams are not complete,

my adventures not fulfilled,

nor have I found world peace!

 

Come along for the ride;

I’m ready to complete my mission

 

Together, I think we can finish what I started

and maybe you can answer the age-old question…

 

O’ when does my shit come together? 

 

 

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013

Stop the Judgments #Poetry #ASMSG #Relationships

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Stop the Judgments

by Penelope Jones

 

 

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A pinch of this, a dash of that, and a smidgen of a pour

That’s what makes up this ole whore.

No there isn’t an exact science of how to be me

I’m not even sure I’ll ever come with a key

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I could try to explain to you why I do this or that

Why I wear certain hats

Why I don’t really like cats

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But telling you isn’t showing you

And showing you isn’t teaching you

So, here’s a clue…

To know me is to really dig inside,

And to dig inside, you must abide

By a few simple rules…

Don’t judge a book by its cover

Don’t judge me based on a past lover

Don’t judge me based on your mother

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And I won’t judge you based on my father

Why bother?

If you already have opinions in place

There’s no need for me to even plead my case

So if you want to know who I am?

Talk to me; stop the judgments, damn! 

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013 

Psst… I’m not a quitter #ASMSG #Poetry #Poem #Moanday

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It’s morning and of course I’m thinking of you

I’m always thinking of you

Your wants, your desires fill my bed

Your needs, your worries roll around in my head

 . 

I want to take it all away

Tell you it’ll be OK…

.  

But you’ll have none of that

.  

You have been hurt and wronged

For love you have longed

.  

You refuse to be vulnerable again

So you hide away in your den

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You have a tongue as sharp as a sword

You use it against others when you’re bored

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If I care too much

I’m fucked

.  

So what!

 . 

You can’t chase me away

I always find a way

.  

I know you’re trying

But I’m not buying

 . 

Psst… I’m not a quitter, thought you should know.

Penelope Jones copyright 2013

My Heart and Soul belong to You. #Poetry #Relationships #TrueLove #Love

I wake up thinking about you

I go to bed thinking about you

I pee and I think about you,

and even when I pooh… I’m still thinking about you.

 

Can you say you consume my days

I’m willing to bend to your ways.

 

Life is what we decide

Through troubles we’ll glide.

 

My heart and my soul belong to you, my love

I know you were sent from above.

 

Even when things aren’t aligned,

I still won’t mind.

 

Why you ask?

Because we have the kind of love that will last

Look at our past…

And tell me, what do you see?

 

Forgiveness wrapped in love,

Fitting us like a glove.

 

You didn’t re-enter my life to break my heart

We both have to do our part…

Here’s to a new start!

 

Let’s do it right this time, OK?

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2014!

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Knock, knock: it’s just me #Poetry #ASMSG

Knock, Knock; it’s just me

by Penelope Jones

 

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So many of you have no idea who I really am

Many of you may not even give a damn,

 

But today I’m going to share the real me

Maybe that will show you just who I can be

 

I struggle daily to be a good person

I meditate so my anger doesn’t worsen

 

Every time I feel like something’s going right

I begin to have to fight

With all my might…

 

To stay afloat

No joke

 

I struggle to feel OK

Day after, day, after day

 

I refuse to wear a frown

Even when my life feels upside down

 

I want to let you in

Let you see where I’ve been

 

How my mom has to always be right

How her and my dad did nothing but fight

I finally am telling them to go fly a kite

 

I’m tired of being the pack mule

I’m tired of feeling like the fool

 

I love my family I do

But I’ve finally got the clue

 

I teach people how to treat me

That was the biggest key

 

No longer am I going to lie down and take it

I’m going to make it

 

You can sit and watch me become a success

Or you can help me clean up this mess

 

I know I’ve done this to myself

And I’m sick of sitting pretty on a shelf

 

So, I’ve made a plan

And I’ll be damned

If it isn’t working

 

You should try it too

Maybe it’ll work for you!

 

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996! 

Copyright 2013-2014