Get a Clue about Polyamory #Poem #ASMSG #Poetry #OCT

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Polyamory is the ability to love many,

not fuck every Tom, Joe or Jenny

 

You’re dating someone in every city?

 

Really just 2 or 3 maybe 5 would suffice

In fact, that sounds nice

 

You get the same amount of time in a day as all the rest

Stop giving the ones that don’t deserve it… your best.

 

The thrill of the chase

creates an ugly pace

that time will erase

if you don’t make haste

 

Stop these deplorable actions

leaving your other partners in fractions

 

Dividing time and effort can be hard,

a few things can be solved with a card.

Be careful not to leave anyone marred

 

My advice to you…

Get a clue

 

You got a good thing, don’t fuck it up.

 

 

 

 

Let the ‘master’ work… #Poetry #erotica #polyamory #polyamorous #ASMSG

Polyamorous

 

I love being Poly,

But good golly, Miss Molly

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It’s hard

Always on guard

Hoping your heart won’t get marred

You life won’t be left ajar

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Maybe you don’t know what I mean

So please listen; keep your ears keen

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I love more than one person at a time

A penny for your thoughts now costs a dime

I know it’s a lot to ingest

I thought being truthful would be best

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I love with all my heart

As a secondary I know my part

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I’m always considerate of the situation

I’m the one that tries to relieve the frustration

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It’s not my place to horn in

That would be a cardinal sin

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I’ll just sit and wait for my turn

On this point I’m very stern

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I refuse to hurt someone else to get what I want

I’m honest to a fault; I’m direct and up front

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I’m a slave to the core of my being

I hope now that you are seeing

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Why I’m so good at what I do

I told you…

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I’ve been infiltrating poly family for years

Sit back, relax, and watch my dears!

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Let the ‘master’ work. 

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996! 

Love vs. Sex! #ASMSG #Polyamory #Lifestyle #relationships

Polyamorous Relationships= Love

Open Relationships= Sex 

 

Yes I said it, and I mean it!

*grins*

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I am a commitment phobe! That hasn’t changed… however I am still sticking to the standard; I am finding reasons to try rather than ways out of relationships!

YAY me!

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Anywho, lately, it has been weighing heavily on my mind this topic.  A Polyamorous relationship vs an Open relationship?  Has Fetlife corrupted these two topics and made them interchangeable?

 

 

I’m such a tease…

Head over to Thianna D’s blog and see what I have to say about Poly vs. Open relationships.

 

P.S. It’s my opinion based on facts of what Polyamory is and , and what an Open Relationship is and is not. So, please, form your own opinions, and feel free to leave me comments below; let me know what you think! 🙂

(In case you missed it up there) Go here! 

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Flesh Fiction Fridays ( @the_weremouse ) is hosting an excerpt from me! #ASMSG #Erotica

Good morning my lovelies! 

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Thianna D’s hosting an Excerpt of “The Babysitter Extraordinaire- Volume 2” over at her Flesh Fiction Friday #ECBites!

Please go check it out here ——> http://www.erotic-countdown.com/2013/07/fff-7-5.html

 

P.S. I hope everyone had a safe and wonderful 4th of July!

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The Babysitter Extraordinaire: Volume 2

You seriously don’t wanna miss this super #spanktastic story! – says one the best beta readers ever! (who won’t let me say her name for fear someone she knows will read this; she thinks I’m popular.)  I’m just a little fish in a big pond, but I love closet #spankos!

I like it even more than the first. It took me deeper into the lives of the threesome, and left me wanting more. – Sally (also one of the bestest!)

 

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Married life is hard enough, but when you add in aspects of owner/slave relationships, domestic discipline, BDSM, and Polyamory: life can get quite hairy.

Mr. Houston and his wife decided his intern, Piper Mitchell, would be a perfect addition to their “family” dynamic, and they hatched a plan to trick her into their bed!

Piper was set to babysit for them; Mr. Houston came home early, and she was caught red-handed masturbating! He was just about to show her the time of her life when Mrs. Houston’s impatience got the better of her. Chad spanked his wife for her disobedience right in front of his intern. That’s when Piper discovered their ruse, and the questions began to fly.

P.S. Mrs. Houston wasn’t the only one in trouble! After a lengthy discussion, Piper agreed to a one month trial period of being their slave.

Sh*t just got real, and these three were ready for anything!

Delve into this threesome with your eyes wide open; you won’t want to miss a single “spankable” or “wankable” moment! 

‘The Babysitter Extraordinaire” Volume 2 contains adult role-playing themes, polyamory, threesomes, domestic discipline including spankings, and HOT sex! Proceed with caution! 

 

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“Oh… I’m pretty sure that last night you agreed to a one month trial period of being our slave. You fucked up, Piper, now pay the Piper.”He countered my step with his own, and his deep laugh rumbled like thunder and vibrated in the back of his throat; he was quite proud of his little pun.

“You think you’re hilarious.” I stomped my foot, and took another, larger step backwards. “You’re not that funny, Mr. Houston.” I crept my way to the exit. “It’s NOT that funny.” I grumbled, but before I knew it a chair caught my foot in my attempt to escape, and I went tumbling backwards. My arms flailing through the air, but before I could hit the ground; he caught me.

“Don’t think being a complete klutz is going to get you out of punishment my little dirty girl.” One peck of a kiss on my nose, and then he actually winked at me. The man had the gall to wink at me. I huffed at him, and my bottom lip perched out like a permanent fixture, and he tapped his finger over it. “Now, come on. Take your spanking like a good girl.” He swung us both up from our crouched position, and I nearly plowed into the desk.

“You saved me from falling, so I wouldn’t be injured, yet you still plan to spank me? That makes no sense, Sir.” I tried to reason with him.

And, I made perfect sense; if you asked me! 

 

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