Don’t Pollute My Life #Oct #Poetry #ASMSG #Relationships

 

What a tangled web we weave

When we practice to deceive…

 

Words to live by buddy

I found her panties in the study

 

What an idiot you are

I also found her lipstick in my car

 

What you failed to realize

It all could have been a prize

 

If only you had talked to me

Maybe we could still be

 

Opting to lie when the truth’s always better

Gets you a really lovely fuck-off letter

 

One that said…

 

How much you suck

How I don’t wish you luck

How I hope you get fucked…

 

Up the ass…you deserve it!

 

That’s really not true

If you only knew

 

The lies are what sealed your fate

We all three could have went on a date

 

But no, you had to think with your little head

That’s why our relationship’s dead

 

It’s why my heart aches,

Why my body shakes,

And my smiles fake

 

Lies for me are the bitter end

So before you hit send…

 

Give a Hoot!

Don’t Pollute…

 

My life

 

Penelope Jones Copyright 2013

#Labels, Labels… Who’s got the labels? #MondayMorning Fika w/ @AnastasiaVitsky #ASMSG #Respect #DEC

Good morning my lovelies.

Today, I’ve been invited to do Monday Morning Fika with Anastasia Vitsky.  

 

If you don’t know who she is,  you must be living under a rock.  The woman has brought F/F spanking into the limelight, and she seems to be producing another book ever few weeks.  I only met her back in September, and I think she’s released like 5 maybe 6 books since then!  She’s a wonderful writer, but more than that, Ana’s an amazing person, and I can’t tell you how excited I am to be invited to share my views on her blog.  

 

Domestic-Spanking-Churchward-George-Jackson-08_jpg

 

 

Monday Morning Fika is not about advertising your books, well, it is but not in a traditional sense of the marketing field.  Ana likes to have real lifestyle topics for it. She wants to know why we’ve chosen this lifestyle, or just what’s on our minds regarding different aspects of the lifestyle. (I use the term lifestyle loosely here… it could include but is not limited to: D&D, BDSM, Leather, Swinger, Polyamorous, Gorean, etc.)

 

I’ve chosen the topic of Labels: I teach an entire class called “Do you fit inside this box?; it’s all about the use of labels, why or why not we should use them, and how they affect and effect us all, and not just in our lifestyle choices, but in everyday life as well. 

 

Labels

 

Every single day we label things, places, and especially people. Are labels judgments?  Pop on over to Monday Morning Ficka and read just what I have to say about Labels!

 

Labels 2

 

 

Name two things inside my article that you agreed or even disagreed with… keep it civil, please. 🙂  (Leave answers below)

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Get a Clue about Polyamory #Poem #ASMSG #Poetry #OCT

.

 

Polyamory is the ability to love many,

not fuck every Tom, Joe or Jenny

 

You’re dating someone in every city?

 

Really just 2 or 3 maybe 5 would suffice

In fact, that sounds nice

 

You get the same amount of time in a day as all the rest

Stop giving the ones that don’t deserve it… your best.

 

The thrill of the chase

creates an ugly pace

that time will erase

if you don’t make haste

 

Stop these deplorable actions

leaving your other partners in fractions

 

Dividing time and effort can be hard,

a few things can be solved with a card.

Be careful not to leave anyone marred

 

My advice to you…

Get a clue

 

You got a good thing, don’t fuck it up.

 

 

 

 

Let the ‘master’ work… #Poetry #erotica #polyamory #polyamorous #ASMSG

Polyamorous

 

I love being Poly,

But good golly, Miss Molly

 .

It’s hard

Always on guard

Hoping your heart won’t get marred

You life won’t be left ajar

 .

Maybe you don’t know what I mean

So please listen; keep your ears keen

 .

I love more than one person at a time

A penny for your thoughts now costs a dime

I know it’s a lot to ingest

I thought being truthful would be best

 .

I love with all my heart

As a secondary I know my part

.

I’m always considerate of the situation

I’m the one that tries to relieve the frustration

 .

It’s not my place to horn in

That would be a cardinal sin

 .

I’ll just sit and wait for my turn

On this point I’m very stern

.

I refuse to hurt someone else to get what I want

I’m honest to a fault; I’m direct and up front

 .

I’m a slave to the core of my being

I hope now that you are seeing

.

Why I’m so good at what I do

I told you…

 .

I’ve been infiltrating poly family for years

Sit back, relax, and watch my dears!

 .

Let the ‘master’ work. 

.

.

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996! 

Love vs. Sex! #ASMSG #Polyamory #Lifestyle #relationships

Polyamorous Relationships= Love

Open Relationships= Sex 

 

Yes I said it, and I mean it!

*grins*

 .

I am a commitment phobe! That hasn’t changed… however I am still sticking to the standard; I am finding reasons to try rather than ways out of relationships!

YAY me!

.
Anywho, lately, it has been weighing heavily on my mind this topic.  A Polyamorous relationship vs an Open relationship?  Has Fetlife corrupted these two topics and made them interchangeable?

 

 

I’m such a tease…

Head over to Thianna D’s blog and see what I have to say about Poly vs. Open relationships.

 

P.S. It’s my opinion based on facts of what Polyamory is and , and what an Open Relationship is and is not. So, please, form your own opinions, and feel free to leave me comments below; let me know what you think! 🙂

(In case you missed it up there) Go here! 

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Flesh Fiction Fridays ( @the_weremouse ) is hosting an excerpt from me! #ASMSG #Erotica

Good morning my lovelies! 

BSE-2 Graphic 3

Thianna D’s hosting an Excerpt of “The Babysitter Extraordinaire- Volume 2” over at her Flesh Fiction Friday #ECBites!

Please go check it out here ——> http://www.erotic-countdown.com/2013/07/fff-7-5.html

 

P.S. I hope everyone had a safe and wonderful 4th of July!

(Remember Babysitter Extraordinaire-Volume 1 is Free until Midnight tonight PST, anywhere Amazon is sold!)

http://bit.ly/BE-PJ

http://bit.ly/BE-UK

http://bit.ly/BE-CA

NEW RELEASE Piper’s back! Don’t miss a #spankable #wankable Moment! #ASMSG #erotica #BYNR

 

 

BSE Graphic Vol 2 -2

 

 

IT’S HERE!  

The Babysitter Extraordinaire: Volume 2

You seriously don’t wanna miss this super #spanktastic story! – says one the best beta readers ever! (who won’t let me say her name for fear someone she knows will read this; she thinks I’m popular.)  I’m just a little fish in a big pond, but I love closet #spankos!

I like it even more than the first. It took me deeper into the lives of the threesome, and left me wanting more. – Sally (also one of the bestest!)

 

The Babysitter Extraordinaire: Volume 1

#Free everywhere #Amazon is available! July 4th & 5th

 

BabysitterExtraordinaireBCKindle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://bit.ly/BE-PJ  (US)

http://bit.ly/BE-UK   (UK) 

http://bit.ly/BE-CA   (CA)

 

Babysitter Extraordinaire: Volume 2

 

BSE Vol2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only .99cents ( based US currency)

http://bit.ly/BSE-V2 (US)

http://bit.ly/BSE2-UK  (UK)

http://bit.ly/BSE2-CA  (CA)

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013-14