And Together … #Poetry #Relationships #ASMSG


I’m a planner

I use my manners


I wear my southern-girl bannerproudly

I’m an organizer

a prioritize-r

a synchronize-r of my crazy life


Good luck

Day sucks

My life’s amok


Let’s fuck!


Don’t you see

Life can be

An adventure with me


Tight wire

I’m on fire

I’m a crier

Take me higher


Life’s a mess

I must confess

It’s the stress

…please caress


We can’t put life on hold

Let’s dare to be bold

breaking the mold


That society created

It’s now alleviated

No longer infiltrated … into our lives


The time has arrived

no more demise

let’s arise


and claim our prize


We can

You be the man

I’ll help you plan


And together … We’ll conquer the world.

Penelope Jones copyright 2013

I’m Selfish #Poetry #ASMSG #SelfAwareness



I learned it after the first few heart breaks

I wasn’t going to have another reason to ache

I discovered I love too easily,

I give too much,

and I no long am a butter fly that wishes to fly



I learned it after the first few beatings

I wasn’t going to have another reason to ache

I listen for pitches in voice to change,

the posture of body,

the veins popping out in the neck.



I learned it after the first few times I was let down

I wasn’t going to have another reason to ache

I hold less stock in words than actions,

we teach people how to treat us,

and life isn’t a fucking bowl of cherries.



Is the root word of selfish …


If being self-aware leads to self-defense, which then leads to self-preservation makes me selfish…


I’m selfish!



by Penelope Jones copyright 2013

Flesh Fiction Fridays ( @the_weremouse ) is hosting an excerpt from me! #ASMSG #Erotica

Good morning my lovelies! 

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Thianna D’s hosting an Excerpt of “The Babysitter Extraordinaire- Volume 2” over at her Flesh Fiction Friday #ECBites!

Please go check it out here ——>


P.S. I hope everyone had a safe and wonderful 4th of July!

(Remember Babysitter Extraordinaire-Volume 1 is Free until Midnight tonight PST, anywhere Amazon is sold!)

Book Review: Object of His Desire by @PollyJAdams #ASMSG #Erotica

Good morning my lovelies! 

I told you I’d  post the review of Polly’s new release very soon; well, I’m happy to announce,  today is the day! 



Object of his desire PollyJAdams



Romance, Intrigue, and Murder!


Love, mystery, and there was a killer on the loose! What more could you want out of a good erotica romance thriller, right?

Well this book has even more than that to offer. Object of His Desire is about so many different characters it’s hard to just name the two key players, so bear with me, please.

Trudy is on Willem Bentinck-Stanley radar the moment she walks into the church for the ceremony of her Brother Ethan’s wedding to Will’s sister, Eleanor. What does that make them? sister and brother/brother-in-laws? Anywho… She’s pretty keen on him also, until her Ex- Charlie strolled into the same wedding.

That night led to many conversations regarding… “There is no us, Charlie.” and “You can’t just woo me with flowers, Will” Oh, and “Make love to me, Now” while tied up! And finally, “I have no idea what his family is involved in Julie, but a girl is dead!” … Yep, her brother’s wedding kicks it all off, You’ll never believe who did it!

Read the book! It’s good! Really, really good!

#Naughtyville Approved

Available now for: (Get it on Kindle this week for the introductory price of only $0.99!) 
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New Release: Object of His Desire by @PollyJAdams #ASMSG #Erotica #Romance

Good afternoon my lovelies… 

I know it’s late in the day for me to be blogging, but I didn’t want you to miss it!!!

Object of His Desire a full length erotica novel is released as of today!!!

Object of his desire PollyJAdams

When Trudy goes to her estranged brother’s wedding, the last thing she expects is one of those moments: a handsome stranger, their eyes meeting across a crowded room… a tempting, but dangerous stranger. Determined to find out more, she discovers that dark secrets bind him to her brother; she also learns that he’s the kind of man who gets what he wants, and what he wants right now is Trudy.

Introducing her to the world of the super-wealthy, he showers her with designer clothes, shoes, and diamonds, whisking her off to dinner dates by private jet… what more could a girl want?

But as she finds out more about him, Trudy begins to wonder if she can ever love a man she can never fully trust. A man involved in murder and blackmail, who may just be using her as an alibi. Should she run or let herself fall for him? And will he give her a choice?

A passionate erotic romance, where scandals buried away in the past lead to murderous intrigue in the present, in the intensely steamy world of the super-wealthy and powerful.



For the 1st week of July, a special introductory price of just .99cents; you don’t wanna miss it!

I’ll be posting my 5 star review tomorrow! Seriously… what are you waiting for?


Oh…crap! My bad! 


Object of His Desire buy links! 


Kindle Edition:

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

I’m in the “Can Do” mode #ASMSG #Poetry #Lifelessons

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I’m in the “Can Do” mode

by Penelope Jones



I’m a fixer of other people’s trouble

It helps me stay in my perfect bubble


Pretending nothing’s wrong with my life

I have absolutely no strife






Fine, you’re right

I don’t wanna fight


So, what if yesterday sucked

That’s an attitude I’ve already shucked


Seriously, if I dwell on the bad

I’ll forever remain mad

Or sad


Never being glad.

Hell, maybe one day I’ll even forgive my dad


Who knows what the future holds

All I know is I’m daring to be bold


So let’s take the fork in the road

Hurry, while I’m in the “Can Do” mode


You show me how it’s done

Come on,  let’s have some fun!




Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Guest Post: The Dark Toy Room by CP McClennan #Erotica #ASMSG @stranded_in_to

Good day my lovelies!  


Earlier in the week I was hosted by CP McClennan to take part in his Fellatio Project, and I had a blast writing a story just for him.


After it was all said and done, I jokingly said, “Now you owe me a story, and it better have spanking!”  Well… I got it… MEOW— I got it!




A Dark Toy Room

by C.P. McClennan




The dark did not stop him, it seemed. Diane enjoyed the burn his hand had given her ass as she braced on her hands and knees anticipating the next one.

“You shrew!” he screamed.


Darryl liked to call her shrew. It was so much more Shakespearean than slut. He always felt it made him seem more cultured.  Many quotes were tossed about whether or not he truly knew what they meant.  He claimed to have studied the bard in his university years.

Diane believed that when he said “studied”, he really meant “attended classes to sleep off the hangover”.


He was just a really cool dom with some really creative ideas. How many doms could offer visual deprivation and still spank?  She had been through so many that thought they were dominant but really had no clue.  A good dom was not as easy to find as one might hope.  Darryl was kind, attentive, listened, and had this childlike curiosity that made for some really interesting occasions…like this one.


This last strike caused Diane to squirm, but the cuffs around her wrists and ankles allowed very little movement.

Darryl had done this place up right with the padded floor, adjustable cuff lengths and even the ceiling cinch that held Diane’s midriff restrained, keeping her on her hands and knees.


Just being in the get up was a huge turn on for Diane. Then the assault of Darryl’s open bare hand on her ass already had her nearing orgasm in the pitch black.

On the walls were posters of Black Sabbath, Styx, and even The Guess Who as the place was done up with a flair for the 70s and 80s…when the lights were on.

Of course, right now, all Diane saw was black.


A piece of flesh touched her lips in the darkness.  It felt round, almost knobbish.

Flicking her tongue, Diane recognized the taste of Henry’s cock. She sucked it in as deep as she could.  Warmth that erections gave off in her mouth always made her suck harder.


Henry…well, it was too dark, but it tasted like him…put a hand on the back of her head and began to guide her pace and pushed deeper.


Trying not to gag, Diane accepted the throat fucking greedily and still wanted more.


To her surprise, a body slid between her legs and beneath her.  The offered erection was immediately accepted and devoured by her soaked pussy.  It seems it was hungry for cock, too.


The spanks were not quite as hard now. Diane assumed that Darryl didn’t want to accidentally stroke cock or balls of whomever she was now fucking.


With a cock in her pussy and one in her mouth, she barely noticed the ongoing spanks…nor the fact that they had now ended.

She did sense the termination, however, when she felt the tip of a third cock slipping between her burning ass cheeks.  There was no pain as it slipped in.  It was hard, Diane realized, to decide just what direction to thrust when one had three men inside of her…but thrust she did, over and over until cum dripped from her mouth, pussy and ass.

The lights came on, finally, and her three lovers stood before her…each with night vision goggles in hand and a flaccid penis between his legs.

Darryl leaned forward and kissed her cheek, his grey whiskers tickling her.  “Happy birthday, babe.”

Diane gasped for breath.  “This was the best birthday, ever.”


Told you it was yummy! 🙂



Bio C.P. McClennan


Chris is a published fiction writer, father, atheist, kinkster, swinger and knows where his towel is.  Originally from Calgary, Alberta, Canada…for the last 28 years he has lived in and around Toronto, Ontario, Canada…and he misses his mountains.

Chris is also a wonderful friend and mentor. I met him when I first started, and I’m thankful our lives crossed paths!


Go find Chris here: 


Twitter:  @stranded_in_to

Fetlife:  stranded_in_to