I will find Love again #Poetry #ASMSG

We’re in a sexual revolution

It’s not pollution

 

Sex is as natural as breathing

Desires seething

 

Lives becoming one

Orgasms that come undone

It was fun

 

I miss the days when I called

and you made me your fuck-doll

 

I miss the days when you’d rain down spanks

on my ass.

Why couldn’t it last?

 

All good things must come to an end

even though I miss the way our bodies bend…

 

I’m just reminiscing about what could have been

The way we sinned.

 

I’ll find love again

 

Don’t you worry.

 

Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath … Don’t miss the rollercoaster ride! 🙂

Iniquitous Solace- The Aftermath

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Copyright 2013

Secrets by Penelope Jones #Poetry #ASMSG #erotica

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Secrets

by Penelope Jones

We all have them hidden deep inside

How easily they glide…

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Off the tongue

A laundry list of secrets, I sung

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“You make my juices seep”

“When you text my heart skips a beat”

“And my legs go weak”

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“I like to be spanked until I cry”

“And yes, my dickhead father’s likely the reason why”

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“I love the way sweat feels”

“I love wearing high heels”

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“I have a fetish for knee socks”

“I’m also seeking a collar that locks”

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Each secret opens up a new world to explore

Each word you spoke left me begging for more

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You scare the hell out of me

Yet, determination is the key

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I told you, “I don’t chase men”

You invited me to your den

Laid before me were your sins

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Crops, whips, and paddles too

I knew you’d know just what to do

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You tell me your secrets

And I’ll tell you mine

I hope you’re not just feeding me lines

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By my own admission

Of my submission

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You hold the keys to drive my life

You hold the power to cut me like a knife

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All I can do is pray you won’t

That you don’t

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Because you’re right

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I’ll continue to share my truths

No matter how depraved or dark

We embark…

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On a path of lust and need

Maybe we’ll succeed

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Who knows what this journey has in store

I hope it’s dirty, delicious, and more

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Because for the right man or woman…

I’m a whore! 

 

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Copyright 2013  by Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

Christmas Eve Special Edition of Little Miss Notoriety’s Advice Column #ASMSG #Holidays #Advice #Christmas

  • Happy Holidays you lovely creatures. I hope you’re having a most scrumptious Christmas Eve. Thank you for joining me for this special edition of my advice column.  Tonight is all about how to survive your family during the Holiday Season… Ready? Get set? Go…

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  • This advice can be used for so many thing during the holiday season… Let’s start with- if your mother asks you to look at the corn on her little toe. Run… fast and hard.  When your mother’s brother’s uncle tries to pry into your love life, because he’s a miserable drunk that can’t get laid. Run… and HIDE. He knows where you live.  When the 2 almost 3-year-old has pooped in his pants, because his parents won’t potty train him, but they didn’t want to hear the lecture of  “why is your kid still in diapers?” Run… before they ask you to help!  And last but certainly not least… When your lovely grandfather pulls out his false teeth and says. “Oh hunny bring me that glass.” Pretend you didn’t hear, and RUN!   I wish I had been given this advice.

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  • First you have twitter and in 140 characters or less you can have a rant over why you hate your family.  Then you have blogs like this, where you can express all that hatred through poetry, prose, or photos.  And last but not least… you got PORN! The internet is for Porn… The Internet is for Porn – Sesame Street Style! – YouTube

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  • Right… well I’m not posting what I got myself, but I did purchase myself some fabulously naughty gifts and so did Joseph. I can’t wait to get back home to that pole!
  • So… that statement is true for giving as well as getting. Take my advice- Don’t be a spoiled rotten brat. If your 80-year-old granny gives you a pair of socks with cats on them, you put them bitches on and wear them like they are stylish! Don’t you hurt that woman’s feelings, or I will come and snatch you up and beat the tar out of you. And not in a fun spanky kinda way. Ask Bruce the Butcher what happens when you cross Little Miss Notoriety!
  • Mingle with your co-workers, it’s the only way to find out the dirt.  That is, if you’d like your pick of whom to fuck in town like me.
  • You get nothing, when you ask for nothing.  Remember this for future reference.  Nothing is just going to be handed over… Well unless you’re me, and then life just seems to keep overflowing with loveliness. Fuckdoll by day, and Dominatrix by night, I have the perfect life.

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  • I  disagree.  Mistletoe should be hung with care, no matter where. Hah, I rhymed, Penny would be so proud.  And believe me… Mistletoe hung there, gets the best kisses ever! 

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  • And last but certainly not least… This is true for Santa, but certainly do not ask Mrs. Claus this question! She’s a prude and is liable to deny you presents for life. She has Santa by a ball, and I heard Bad Penny has the other one.  
  • In conclusion… Exercise a month prior to the holidays, and you should buy new running shoes.  When all else fails, the Internet is for Porn! Don’t be an ungrateful bitch/bastard, and have kinky office sex.  Christmas is your traditions and yours to make it what you want. Don’t let someone tell you where to hang your Mistletoe!

Christmas Wishes to my lovelies! #ASMSG #NaughtyList #Dec

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  • I hope your wishes come true, your buns stay warm, and everyone that wants or deserves a spanking gets one. Remember being on the naughty list isn’t a bad thing anymore. -giggles- 

#Labels, Labels… Who’s got the labels? #MondayMorning Fika w/ @AnastasiaVitsky #ASMSG #Respect #DEC

Good morning my lovelies.

Today, I’ve been invited to do Monday Morning Fika with Anastasia Vitsky.  

 

If you don’t know who she is,  you must be living under a rock.  The woman has brought F/F spanking into the limelight, and she seems to be producing another book ever few weeks.  I only met her back in September, and I think she’s released like 5 maybe 6 books since then!  She’s a wonderful writer, but more than that, Ana’s an amazing person, and I can’t tell you how excited I am to be invited to share my views on her blog.  

 

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Monday Morning Fika is not about advertising your books, well, it is but not in a traditional sense of the marketing field.  Ana likes to have real lifestyle topics for it. She wants to know why we’ve chosen this lifestyle, or just what’s on our minds regarding different aspects of the lifestyle. (I use the term lifestyle loosely here… it could include but is not limited to: D&D, BDSM, Leather, Swinger, Polyamorous, Gorean, etc.)

 

I’ve chosen the topic of Labels: I teach an entire class called “Do you fit inside this box?; it’s all about the use of labels, why or why not we should use them, and how they affect and effect us all, and not just in our lifestyle choices, but in everyday life as well. 

 

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Every single day we label things, places, and especially people. Are labels judgments?  Pop on over to Monday Morning Ficka and read just what I have to say about Labels!

 

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Name two things inside my article that you agreed or even disagreed with… keep it civil, please. 🙂  (Leave answers below)

 

Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996!

I Guess We Will See… #OCT #Poetry #Poem #ASMSG

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The doorway to everywhere

I sat and stared

Do I dare?

Does he really care?

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Or the stairway to the unknown?

I’d reap what I’ve sewn,

And I’d do it alone…

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I called him on the phone

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“I’m ready to do this.” I said.

“Have you lost your head?”

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I smiled just a little

I was about to piddle…

myself.

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I took a leap of faith with just a call

I agreed to be his ragdoll

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Used and abused as he saw fit

Spanked until I couldn’t sit

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I was willing to try everything on his list

even the piss…

Twice,

It was nice

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I’m not sure he was ready for a girl like me

I guess we’ll see…

NEW Release! Come along for the Adventures of Little Miss Notoriety #ASMSG #Erotica #BDSM

Good morning my lovelies… 

 

I figured you were sick of my tagline- “It’s here, it’s here!”  But IT’S HERE!

 

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Belle Notoriety might be Joe Switzer’s fuck doll, but the rest of Shagville Heights bows to her.  Watch out… she’ll get into your head, and you won’t be able to resist confessing your dirty little secrets. Come along for the Adventures of Little Miss Notoriety. and see just who becomes whose sex toy!

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Penelope Jones- Spanking it since 1996! 

copyright 2013