I Guess We Will See… #OCT #Poetry #Poem #ASMSG

stairsoflife

The doorway to everywhere

I sat and stared

Do I dare?

Does he really care?

~*~

Or the stairway to the unknown?

I’d reap what I’ve sewn,

And I’d do it alone…

~*~

I called him on the phone

~*~

“I’m ready to do this.” I said.

“Have you lost your head?”

 ~*~

I smiled just a little

I was about to piddle…

myself.

~*~

I took a leap of faith with just a call

I agreed to be his ragdoll

~*~

Used and abused as he saw fit

Spanked until I couldn’t sit

~*~

I was willing to try everything on his list

even the piss…

Twice,

It was nice

~*~

I’m not sure he was ready for a girl like me

I guess we’ll see…

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Married life is hard enough, but when you add in aspects of owner/slave relationships, domestic discipline, BDSM, and Polyamory: life can get quite hairy.

Mr. Houston and his wife decided his intern, Piper Mitchell, would be a perfect addition to their “family” dynamic, and they hatched a plan to trick her into their bed!

Piper was set to babysit for them; Mr. Houston came home early, and she was caught red-handed masturbating! He was just about to show her the time of her life when Mrs. Houston’s impatience got the better of her. Chad spanked his wife for her disobedience right in front of his intern. That’s when Piper discovered their ruse, and the questions began to fly.

P.S. Mrs. Houston wasn’t the only one in trouble! After a lengthy discussion, Piper agreed to a one month trial period of being their slave.

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“Oh… I’m pretty sure that last night you agreed to a one month trial period of being our slave. You fucked up, Piper, now pay the Piper.”He countered my step with his own, and his deep laugh rumbled like thunder and vibrated in the back of his throat; he was quite proud of his little pun.

“You think you’re hilarious.” I stomped my foot, and took another, larger step backwards. “You’re not that funny, Mr. Houston.” I crept my way to the exit. “It’s NOT that funny.” I grumbled, but before I knew it a chair caught my foot in my attempt to escape, and I went tumbling backwards. My arms flailing through the air, but before I could hit the ground; he caught me.

“Don’t think being a complete klutz is going to get you out of punishment my little dirty girl.” One peck of a kiss on my nose, and then he actually winked at me. The man had the gall to wink at me. I huffed at him, and my bottom lip perched out like a permanent fixture, and he tapped his finger over it. “Now, come on. Take your spanking like a good girl.” He swung us both up from our crouched position, and I nearly plowed into the desk.

“You saved me from falling, so I wouldn’t be injured, yet you still plan to spank me? That makes no sense, Sir.” I tried to reason with him.

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Week 1 Get Off Our Lazy Butts Challenge #ASMSG

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  • My goals for the week were as follows: 
    1. I will walk/run 5 days this week. (2-3 miles each time)
    2. I will eat smaller portions (Because this works for me lol)
    3. I will do 30 minutes 4 nights a week of ab/butt work out ( because those areas need the healthiest results LOL)
    4. I’m going to love me. All of me, even the parts I don’t tend to like. (This will be my hardest goal this week, wish me luck!)
    5. And last, but certainly not least… I’m going to get rid of the deficit spankings I have for my lazy ass two weeks of not working out. I’m at like 50 spankings, and 10 belt lashes I think, UGH! (Punishment’s a huge motivation for me. I hate being punished. I hate feeling like I failed. So… it works. I’m exercising again, aren’t I? heh)

 

  • So… I achieved goal 1, and exceeded it as well. Woot.
  • Goal 2 was simple, because I was already doing it, but I wanted to remind myself.
  • Number 3 was really hard for me, but I doubled up one day so I achieved the goal. I’m not making excuses, but I work very hard, and then find time to write. I will achieve my goals, I will not fail.  (I hope I can maintain my attitude. Adjustments I sure will need to be made at some point, lol )
  • UGH! I told you 4 would be my hardest, and I’ve struggled all week with it. (I’m not going to talk about weight loss goals…but stay with me here. lol )  Funny story, I used to love everything about me, or so I thought.  I struggle with loving my body the most.  It’s only recently become an issue, and I like I said I fight it daily.  When I was ‘fat’ I rarely looked in the mirror, except to fix my hair and make-up, it’s a girl thing. Now, I feel like all I ever do it look in the mirror and wish I looked different.   I’ve been told I don’t see what other’s see. That I’m still seeing the same image I’ve seen for my entire life, and that isn’t who I am now.  I’m slowly starting to see the new me, and that’s how I think I’ve achieved number 4… I don’t hate my body, and I’ve tried to find something about it to love daily. (Yes… I picked ‘loving my feet’ twice, so what, they’re awesome.)
  • Last but not least, 5 … So… yeah I got the math all wrong up there, but the point wasn’t how many(which is a bunch), but that I was getting rid of them.  I’ll still be in the hole probably by the time I see said spanker, but the deficit it way down, and I think I might be able to sit the next day. So… mission accomplished if you ask me. 😀

 

  • I’m using the motto above for my goals this week.  Number 4 from last week still needs major work, and so does a few other areas. My goals for the week are as follows: 

 

  1. I will run/walk 2-3 miles daily, and a varied workout on machines at the gym. 
  2. I will remember to eat more than once a day ( my life’s nuts… It’s quite easy to forget. Until, you’re about to gnaw someone’s arm off, then you tend to realize. LOL )
  3. I will continue my 4 nights a week workouts for abs/butt.  P.S. My Butt was one of my daily body loves. It’s getting so rounded and cute. 😛
  4. I’m going to continue my daily reasons to love my body, and this week I won’t cheat and like my feet twice. (It’s not really cheating if you are making the rules, right? LOL )
  5. I’m continuing to work off the deficit my lazy bum created for me, and a new deficit that my nightly routines have made. (Told you at some point adjustments would need to be made lol )  It’s a challenge that I’m not willing to fail. Bring it on.

What are Your Fetishes? #Poemup #ASMSG

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What are your fetishes?

Johnny on the spot wanted answers

Doe in the head light look was what he got

Until…

I’d like to be spanked

And my hair yanked

I’d like to be choked

And soaked

(Use your imagination)

I’d also like your lips to touch mine

And our hips to slowly grind

I’d love for your fingers to explore

Maybe even peek through my backdoor

I know you think of me as Little Miss Virgin

I’m sure your skills are honed like any fine surgeon

You’ll tell me or teach me just what you like

And expect to hear go fly a kite

Because I just might

say it and mean it.

There are so many things left unsaid,

Like I love to give head

I like being chained to the bed

I’d love true domination

I’d also enjoy forced penetration

I’d love to work up a sweat

I’d like to lick it off, it hasn’t turned anyone off yet

There’re so many things I could continue to list

The bottom line’s I want to be ruled with an iron fist

I want to be owned beyond a shadow of a doubt

I need it from the start, if you’re to have any clout

I’ve listed a few of my deviant deeds

I hope I’ve planted a few little seeds

I can’t wait for my pretty  garden to grow

So… after reading, are we friend or foe?